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Huffington Post Criticizes Reality For Not Having As Many LGBTQ People As Netflix Shows
The Babylon Bee ^ | June 9th, 2020

Posted on 06/09/2020 9:50:17 PM PDT by TBP



"Reality is canceled," proclaimed a recent Huffington Post article, stating that the real world is officially "over" for not having as much LGBTQ representation as you see on Netflix shows.

"Why is it that Netflix shows have 50% LGBTQ people, but real life only has a very small percentage of the population?" the article read. "If reality truly cared about LGBTQ people, it would insist on including billions and billions of them in its everyday programming."

Reality was also criticized for insisting there are two biological sexes and that unborn babies are humans, further proving the author's point that reality is toxic and needs to be canceled.

"Reality is homophobic."

The author went on to propose a mandatory quota for reality, requiring humanity to have at least 25% LGBTQ representation by the year 2030. If not enough people volunteered for the program, some would be chosen by force and made to choose one of the letters to be.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; huffpost; lgtbq; reality

1 posted on 06/09/2020 9:50:17 PM PDT by TBP
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To: TBP

It must suck to be an actor in Hollywood these days.


2 posted on 06/09/2020 9:52:38 PM PDT by Mr. N. Wolfe
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To: TBP

Good grief Bab Bee. Dont give them.ideas.


3 posted on 06/09/2020 10:07:55 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Mr. N. Wolfe

Can you imagine people like Rock Hudson, Doris Day or Richard Pryor...in this day of social media and wokeness?


4 posted on 06/09/2020 10:36:07 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: TBP

The Bee is a gift. Thank you.


5 posted on 06/09/2020 10:37:32 PM PDT by gogeo (It isn't just time to open America up again: It's time to be America again.)
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To: TBP

Love it!

Reality sucks- for marketers.


6 posted on 06/09/2020 10:41:06 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: mrsmith

Not possible to get through many movies anymore without having one gay character in it.

in my family and among my friends the number is 2 percent.

I did the math :)

I have a huge Italian family and out of over 100, there are 2.

Among friends and friends of them that I met 1. It’s about 50 guys altogether..again...2 percent.

That’s it. That’s the number that was stated for years until reality didn’t matter anymore. Then it went up to 8 percent.


7 posted on 06/09/2020 10:53:20 PM PDT by dp0622 (The very future of the Republic is at stake. We now know dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
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To: dp0622

Yeah, they’re >2% of the audience.
But they’re >10% of the marketers’ attention.

These sad people pay highly for any confirmation of their debility. Marketers make their money by knowing that.


8 posted on 06/09/2020 11:12:33 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: mrsmith

Wow. I never thought of that. It makes sense.

If there was a streaming site that had a pudgy yet lovable and smart middle aged white guy on every show, I’d join and I’d buy any products they sold :)


9 posted on 06/09/2020 11:27:07 PM PDT by dp0622 (The very future of the Republic is at stake. We now know dems will do ANYTHING to win.)
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To: dp0622

LOL!
That’s exactly how marketing works!

And marketeers pay for the media.


10 posted on 06/09/2020 11:33:25 PM PDT by mrsmith (Dumb sluts (M / F) : Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
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To: TBP

As I just wrote on a thread from the Bee about a looter. Funny as usual. Love it..


11 posted on 06/10/2020 2:38:58 AM PDT by ConservaTeen (WFLA's Jack Harris: Brooklyn is missing their village idiot. Right you are, Jack.)
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To: ConservaTeen

Whoever has been writing for the Bee is just on fire. It has been around a year now that something changed. I’d love to know the story behind that.


12 posted on 06/10/2020 3:38:30 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: TBP

Just about every Netflix series has to get it point across and depict the agenda. Very tired of it.


13 posted on 06/10/2020 4:01:53 AM PDT by MGunny ( Al)
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To: TBP; Mr. N. Wolfe

Perhaps one HAS to suck to be an actor in Hollywood these days. Equal opportunity on the casting couch. I’ve read of a Satanist culture going on there that harbors pedophilia and possibly murder. And there was Bill Clinton happily flying to Epstein Island, ditching his Secret Service detail twenty-something times but no one asks a damn thing.


14 posted on 06/11/2020 7:55:47 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Fortunately despite aging I've been spared the ravages of maturity.)
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To: pepsionice

Richard Pryor would never make it today. Just watch his routine on visiting the Penitentiary.


15 posted on 06/11/2020 7:56:47 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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