BREAKING: RG III announces Redskins will NOT play tonite until Congress reaches an agreement

one man's opinion...

[ken5050]

In a stunning development just moments ago, that left reporters in the room absolutely speechless, Redskins QB Robert Griffin III held a sudden press conference and announced that the entire Redskins teams had voted unanimously to NOT play tonight's game against the Dallas Cowboys until Congress reaches a deal to solve the fiscal problem.

[GunRunner]

America’s Team wins by default. Seriously though, let’s hope the Cowboys beat Team Federal Government. No decent human being roots for the Redskins, no matter how great RGIII may be.

[ThomasThomas]

The Cowboys are playing the Indians in Washington? This must be satire! I can't believe Washington would let a team be named the Cowboys.

[SkyDancer]

Watching the Hawks game - no mention and neither on Drudge. Think this is wishful thinking.

[Mamzelle]

Rude, childish time-waster. I wish these fake news stories were against the rules of FR.

[Mamzelle]

There was no such warning in the headline. This is nothing more than some punk ringing your doorbell and then running away.

[WKB]

Unless he leaves a brown paper bag at the door step!!!

[HangnJudge]

You Know....

No Linky = Vanity label
Although it is kinda funny

[the OlLine Rebel]

Needs to have more obvious warning such as Vanity in headline. Looking for tiny keys isn’t natural to everyone.

[JohnBrowdie]

No one reads the keywords these days. if someone were to post a thread entitled, “the world has ended”, many people would assume that it just hadn’t gotten to their time zone yet

[Mamzelle]

If there was a warning, then people wouldn’t waste their time. The whole point is the prank. I’d really like it to stop. Why should readers have any sense of humor having their time wasted?

[Eaker]

Rude, childish time-waster. I wish these fake news stories were against the rules of FR.

I couldn't agree more!

Or at least the word "SATIRE" in all caps should be in the thread title.

[nickcarraway]

Not on ESPN. This is a stupid hoax.

[nothingnew]

It's humor, folks. Get with it.

FMCDH(BITS)

[Baynative]

You have to be careful with posts like this. Too many people give it a quick read and believe it. Worse yet, some pass it on via email.

[miss marmelstein]

You have to admit that in this upside-down world, it’s perfectly believable to believe...anything!

[ZOOKER]

Hey, it almost makes sense that Dem comgressmen and football players would unite in solidarity.

International Union of Concussed and Brain-Damaged Americans

(Apologies to legitimate mentally-challenged people)

[Squantos]

You got scooped John .....:o)

Merry New Year !

[COBOL2Java]

Cut off all alcohol on the Hill and they might just buckle down and get something done.

You cut out the booze, and after the DT's, Boehner will melt in a little puddle in the corner!

[GeronL]

lol

[Old Sarge]