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Posted on 03/11/2009 3:28:54 PM PDT by politicalmerc

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is ashame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

-- John Adams

2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

-- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.

-- Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

-- Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

-- George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

-- G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

- Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)

11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate t. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

-- Ronald Reagan (1986)

12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

-- Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!

-- P.J. O'Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

-- Voltaire (1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!

-- Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

-- Mark Twain (1866)

17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.

-- Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

-- Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

-- Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

-- Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save Congress.

-- Mark Twain

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

-- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

-- Thomas Jefferson


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1 posted on 03/11/2009 3:28:55 PM PDT by politicalmerc
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To: politicalmerc
Great posts man...Funny too. Here's a more 'serial' quote..

“ Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action”…. General George Washington -

2 posted on 03/11/2009 3:34:29 PM PDT by tflabo
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To: politicalmerc

I am trying to find a favorite.

I think Tom Jef got it best, but Twain hits the mark well.


3 posted on 03/11/2009 3:36:39 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks.)
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To: politicalmerc

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4 posted on 03/11/2009 3:36:48 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: politicalmerc

bookmark


5 posted on 03/11/2009 3:37:21 PM PDT by djsherin (Government is essentially the negation of liberty.)
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To: politicalmerc

later :)


6 posted on 03/11/2009 3:38:33 PM PDT by mikeus_maximus (Conservatives are the real RINO's, because quasi-liberal "moderates" are the GOP majority. Wake up!)
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To: bamahead

ping


7 posted on 03/11/2009 3:38:57 PM PDT by djsherin (Government is essentially the negation of liberty.)
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To: politicalmerc

I’ll bump this for more cynics, errr, realists, to enjoy.


8 posted on 03/11/2009 3:39:31 PM PDT by jimtorr
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To: politicalmerc

Everybody PING!


9 posted on 03/11/2009 3:49:05 PM PDT by politicalmerc (NObama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: politicalmerc

“The Values of the left cripple human beings, weaken cities, make it difficult for us to in fact survive as a country. The left in America is to blame for most of the current, major diseases which have struck this society” - Newt Gingrich 1980

“The evening news is the natural result of the welfare state” - Newt Gingrich 1994


10 posted on 03/11/2009 3:50:02 PM PDT by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: freedumb2003

Mencken is absent?


11 posted on 03/11/2009 3:57:44 PM PDT by Freedom4US (l)
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To: qam1

As usual, Reagan was spot on:

11. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate t. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.


12 posted on 03/11/2009 4:01:47 PM PDT by padre35 (You shall not ignore the laws of God, the Market, the Jungle, and Reciprocity Rm10.10)
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To: Freedom4US
Mencken is alive as P.J. O'Rourke. One of my favorite H.L.Mencken quote is when he said the only thing wrong with capital punishment is that it has never been adequately tried.
13 posted on 03/11/2009 4:03:21 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Are there any men left in Washington? Or, are there only cowards? Ahmad Shah Massoud)
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To: Freedom4US

>>Mencken is absent?

OOhh — good point! Got any quotes handy to add to the list?


14 posted on 03/11/2009 4:08:11 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks.)
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To: politicalmerc

“America is at an awkward stage. It is too late to fix the system from within and too early to start shooting the bastards.” Claire Wolfe

Is the awkward stage over yet, Claire?


15 posted on 03/11/2009 4:11:13 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is the belief that most people are better off if everyone was equally poor and miserable.)
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To: politicalmerc

My favorite is...

Where are we going and what’s with this handbasket? - author unknown


16 posted on 03/11/2009 4:42:49 PM PDT by LoveUSA (I have seen the future and it is Sarah Palin.)
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17 posted on 03/11/2009 6:54:38 PM PDT by bamahead (Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
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To: bamahead

The first quote from John Adams has always been one of my very favorites! :-)


18 posted on 03/11/2009 7:09:17 PM PDT by GOP_Lady
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To: Blood of Tyrants

That Claire quote is my favorite too!


19 posted on 03/11/2009 7:19:09 PM PDT by Ellendra (Can't starve us out, and you can't make us run...Country folks CAN survive!!! -Hank Jr.)
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To: politicalmerc
"It will be of little avail to the people that the laws are made by men of their own choice, if the laws be so voluminous that they cannot be read, or so incoherent that they cannot be understood; if they be repealed or revised before they are promulgated, or undergo such incessant changes that no man who knows what the law is today can guess what is will be tomorrow."

-- James Madison, Federalist no. 62, February 27, 1788

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"We have seen the mere distinction of colour made in the most enlightened period of time, a ground of the most oppressive dominion ever exercised by man over man."

-- James Madison, Speech at the Constitutional Convention, June 6, 1787

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"I cannot undertake to lay my finger on that article of the Constitution which granted a right to Congress of expending, on objects of benevolence, the money of their constituents."

-- James Madison, 4 Annals of congress 179 (1794)

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"There are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations."

-- James Madison, speech to the Virginia Ratifying Convention, June 16, 1788

20 posted on 03/11/2009 7:38:51 PM PDT by Ken H
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