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DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-06 (DUmmies Outraged Over Celebs Who Condemn Terrorism)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/18/2006 6:27:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Since most celebs tend to the liberal side of the political spectrum, it is a pleasant surprise when 84 Hollywood actors, directors, and producers joined Nicole Kidman in taking out a Los Angeles Times ad (above) condemning the terrorist activities by Hezbollah and Hamas in Lebanon and Israel. Particularly painful for the DUmmies must have been the tail end of the ad which said, "We need to support democratic societies and stop terrorsism at all costs." As you can guess this ad was like waving a red cape in front of an angry DUmmie bull as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Nicole Kidman's and other 'stars' full page ad." So let us now watch the DUmmie outrage at condemning terrorism in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still looking for Playboy Playmate Petra Verkaik on that list, is in the [brackets]:

Nicole Kidman's and other "stars" full page ad:

[This DUmmie puts "stars" in quotes as if Patricia Heaton, Michael Douglas, and Vivica Fox aren't stars.]

Sorry if this was already posted today, but maybe the night-time group would like to go see the actual ad, and who signed it. Whereas it laments the civilian casualties in the Israel/Hizbulla conflict, it parrots the monkey king almost word for word:

[All Hail the Monkey King---CHIMPUS KHAN!!!]

Of course, if the ad praised Hezbollah you would praise them won't you?

[Of course, you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Anything that Patricia Heaton signs I'm automatically against.

[DUmmie reasoning at its unfinest.]

She's a full blown fundy tool. And most of the fundies are under the delusion that being pro-environment is anti_God because apparently, taking care of the Earth isn't trusting in God.

[The fundies go around at night pouring arsenic into the soil and spray freon into the air.]

Looks like Hollywood is getting ready for another Witch Hunt like ...in the 1950s. No liberals allowed on sets....the liberal black list...relive the adventure:

[Actually there is a liberal black list AGAINST conservatives.]

As much as I hate to admit someone from Hollywood could ever have a grasp on anything other than their next script, they're right about this. Hizbollah and Hamas are terrorist organizations. They hide behind civilians and send their children out to die while they try and kill as many Israeli civilians as they can (hence the label, "terrorist").

[As much as I hate to admit it, your tombstoning ceremony will be commencing very soon.[

You need to figure out who the REAL terrorists are.

[That's DUmmie code for saying that the EVIL Bush Regime are the REAL terrorists.]

I do know that Hamas and Hezbollah are radical Islamic terrorist organizations. They would kill your family if it gained them an advantage. I know they want to institute fundamentalist Islamic states in Israel and Lebanon. Under their rule, gays would be executed, women not allowed to work or receive and education and if you strayed from their religious precepts, you would be jailed at the very least. Now I'm not sure why anyone on this discussion forum would actually support them knowing this. It's bizarre to say the least and it really makes me wonder about some people. Can anyone explain this massive disconnect?

[I can explain this massive disconnect---You are dealing with DUmmies you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Danny DeVito?????????

[Don't forget to blacklist him.]

Michael Douglas? "China Syndrome" Michael Douglas??? The times, they are a'changin'...

[Most likely his ugly experience shtooping Maureen Dowd for the liberal cause shocked him back to reality.]

He's Jewish

[Thus chimed in a "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" conspiracy theorist.]

If they're really against terrorism, they may want to clean house here at home first. We have a homegrown group right at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Reciting a basic tenet from the Book of DUmmie.]

didn't James Woods make up some story about "suspicious arabs" in a plane ride he was on ? this was probably right after 9/11. whatever came of that ?

[Too bad that "made up" story was verified by the FBI since Woods REPORTED it right after the flight.]

he did call the FBI. this is not a game. our country is in grave danger. did you forget 9/11? i'm suspicious of anyone who supports a terrorist organization.

[I'm suspicious of anyone who sounds sane in DUmmieland you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

He called the FBI with a bullshit story that reeked of bigotry

[Because all the suspects looked middle eastern. Obvious case of racial profiling on Woods' part. He should have included Presbyterians in his list of suspects.]

But they specifically name two organizations that aren't seen as "terrorist" organizations by the millions of Arabs they provide aid to. They're looking through Bush-colored glasses without a thought to what the phrase, "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" actually means. It's short-sighted and stupid. They should have just said "terrorists" and left it at that. As it is, they've alienated the millions helped by Hezbollah and Hamas's more popular social wings.

[Looking through the DUmmie-colored glasses, Hezbollah and Hamas are peace loving humanitarian organizations.]

I absolutely support their social arm because the USA certainly doesn't support helping these people in the least! That's why they have such support! It's not because "they hate our freedoms." Oh- and I go to the movies. (Psst... and my husband is JEWISH and if you don't think Israeli schools teach hate, too, then I need you to speak to a few people).

[Like Middle East expert Cindy Sheehan?]

My husband renounced his Jewish faith - not his Semitic heritage - after visiting Israel and seeing how they also indoctrinate their youth, as you claim the Arabs do.

[So he is a Druid now? Funnie, he doesn't look Druish.]

Pat Sajak is another loonie toon rightwing nut.

[How about Vanna White?]

I don't care what celebrities think. They're flakes, all of them. Their personal image comes first.

[Posted in DUmmieland where they look to The West Wing TV show for political guidance.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antiterrorist; blacklist; despotism; dummies; fifthcolumn; hamas; hezbollah; hollwyoodwareffort; hollywood; israel; lebanon; michaeldouglas; michaelmooremourns; nicolekidman; patriciaheaton; proterrorist; thoughtcrime; waronterror; waronterrorism; waronterrorists; wereintowin; whywefight
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To: chesley
On the other hand, he is a moonbat.

True, but I think the poor dope started a discussion site and it turned into a monster. Not that I consider the NRA extreme (the 2nd Amendment guarantees the rest) but it's as if I started an NRA chapter and the people who showed up for meetings were also all members of the Lee Harvey Oswald Fan Club and Live Ammo Re-enactment Society.

121 posted on 08/18/2006 10:34:25 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Duly noted.


122 posted on 08/18/2006 10:42:41 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is Serendipitous)
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To: gate2wire

Patricia Heaton is an outspoken pro-lifer.


123 posted on 08/18/2006 10:50:06 AM PDT by wideawake ("The nation which forgets its defenders will itself be forgotten." - Calvin Coolidge)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL !!!!! I love it !!!!


124 posted on 08/18/2006 11:12:00 AM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: All
Hey everybody! I am at the North Regional Library in Broward and I just got done seeing a free showing here of V For Vendetta. I recommend everybody see (but not pay) it as well because it gives a great window into simplistic DUmmie mindset. The script was like it was written with crayons with the bad guys constantly snarling. Oh, and Head Chancellor Adam Sutler (not so subtle similarity in name to Adolf Hitler) was identified as a former member of the CONSERVATIVE Party. Of course, one guy was even executed by the government for having a copy of the Koran.

Anyway, I am sure that this flick will inspire V wannabees. It won't surprise me a bit if in the near future we find some dopey homegrown terrorist with Guy Fawkes costume regalia.

There was much more about this flick that was entirely LAUGHABLE. However, as we have seen with a couple of DUFU editions this week, the DUmmies take it entirely seriously. Watch for the DUmmies to take even MORE leave of their senses as they waste their time in their Guy Fawkes fantasies.

p.s. I think you can check this movie out at some libraries so you won't have to pay to see it.

125 posted on 08/18/2006 11:32:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: mylife
I watched V for Vendetta the other night.
It was downright histerical when viewed through the prism of the DUmmie Funnys

As I just now did as mentioned in my post above. Actually I'm surprised that nobody has written an article about the Left's infatuation with this movie. As stated, I wouldn't be a bit surprised to see some dopey home grown terrorist getting his/her inspiration from this flick. You heard it here first. Don't be surprised to find some homegrown terrorist wannabbe caught with Guy Fawkes regalia.

BTW, the ONLY religion mentioned favorably in this movie are the Muslims. The Catholic priest in this movie is portrayed as a murderous pedophile. Possessing the Koran is grounds for execution.

126 posted on 08/18/2006 11:38:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Anything that Patricia Heaton signs I'm automatically against

She's a full blown fundy tool.

Heaton could hardly be compared to the Protestant "fundies" who are hated and constantly reviled by DUmmies. She's a Roman Catholic who is pro-life like most other practicing Catholics, and for being opposed to the wholesale killing of prebirth humans simply for the convenience of the parent(s) the DUmmies would dearly love to damn her to the DUmmy version of hell forever.

I'm not sure just what the DUmmy version of hell would be like, but being deprived of recreational drugs one day per week and forced to perform an hour of actual physical work on that one day would probably seem like hell to them.

127 posted on 08/18/2006 11:40:35 AM PDT by epow
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To: PJ-Comix
Odd that Mohammed himself had sex with an 8 year old bride and the punishment in several countries for converting away from Islam is death and any religious text other than the koran is prohibited in Saudi Arabia and the Taliban blew up ancient Buddhist statues in early 2001.

The left prefers to play the "see no evil" monkey game...


128 posted on 08/18/2006 11:44:46 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: PJ-Comix
p.s. I think you can check this movie out at some libraries so you won't have to pay to see it.

Clarification. As a tax payer, you've ALREADY paid for it.

129 posted on 08/18/2006 11:45:44 AM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: Mr. Silverback

I think you're probably right.

Still, the man thinks Bush stole the 2000 election. That's why the site was started.

Moonbat enough for me.


130 posted on 08/18/2006 11:57:35 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: SoothingDave

Serena Williams comes under the "celebrity" heading, since she is a star tennis player. But who knows, she may have acted in something. After all, Tara Lipinski showed up on The Young and the Restless for a couple of episodes. Serena could well have made a guest appearance on something.

Would that count? :-)


131 posted on 08/18/2006 12:03:08 PM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard to ensure that the terrorists win)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; gate2wire

Don't forget Patricia Heaton. Isn't she also a conservative?


132 posted on 08/18/2006 12:10:13 PM PDT by Purrcival (DemocRATs - working hard to ensure that the terrorists win, in an effort to destroy Bush)
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To: weegee; PJ-Comix
p.s. I think you can check this movie out at some libraries so you won't have to pay to see it.

Clarification. As a tax payer, you've ALREADY paid for it.

As an aside, our little town had a tax revolt and the powers that be decided the only place to make any significant cuts was the town library. In order to survive, the library now relies on private donations.

I have been going into the library for years looking for the latest conservative best seller, then going downtown and purchasing a copy because they simply refused to shelve those books. I dropped by the other day and found they had purchased two copies of Ann Coulter's Godless.

They can always tell where their paycheck is coming from. If their funding comes involuntarily through tax receipts, then purchase the books nobody wants to read. On the other hand, if they want us to pay for their services, then they must stock the books we want to read.

I'm sure the economists have a nice, big word for that.

133 posted on 08/18/2006 12:10:50 PM PDT by Stegall Tx (Aim small, shoot small. Read lots.)
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To: Stegall Tx

I have concluded that the PERFECT way to confound the Leftists at the next Freeping is to show up wearing Guy Fawkes masks. Are they in the Dollar Stores yet?


134 posted on 08/18/2006 12:16:01 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
Are they in the Dollar Stores yet?

Check one week after Halloween for sure.

BUT they are simple enough (like the Scream mask) that there may be knock offs there this Halloween for a dollar.

135 posted on 08/18/2006 12:19:08 PM PDT by weegee (Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
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To: weegee
I'm still chuckling over the dopey SIMPLICITY of the V For Vendetta script. They had to actually SAY that the EVIL Head Chancellor was once a member of the CONSERVATIVE Party. ALL of the bad guys were constantly snarling in a Snidely Whiplash way. Merely owning a Koran meant the government would execute you. Oh, and Lesbian Love would get you thrown in jail to rot away until dead. Of course, the Catholic priest in this movie was a snarling pedophile.

One other thing, it takes DUmmie paranoia and RUNS away with it as to the news being doctored. For example, when you see how the EVIL government times and doctors the news in this flick, you can see how the DUmmies believe the confession of the wacko guy in the JonBenet murder case was really a Rovian plot to divert our attention away from ...whatever. Any DUmmie watching this flick will feel that his complete paranoia is VALIDATED.

136 posted on 08/18/2006 12:26:17 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: ariamne; Mr. Silverback
Could you provide me with a link to Ben Burch's new posting grounds? I'd get such a kick out of reading his take on his tombstoning!

Links to come in next comment. The first is about how money the tightwad Fat Che donated to DUmmieland.

137 posted on 08/18/2006 12:57:55 PM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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To: franksolich

http://www.democraticwarrior.com/forum/showthread.php?t=84


138 posted on 08/18/2006 12:58:23 PM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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To: PJ-Comix
He called the FBI with a bullshit story that reeked of bigotry.

Uh, that was no BS. Woods spotted the 911 hijackers on their "dry run".

139 posted on 08/18/2006 12:59:40 PM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: ariamne; Mr. Silverback
Could you provide me with a link to Ben Burch's new posting grounds? I'd get such a kick out of reading his take on his tombstoning!

It's taking a while to find them all. Fat Che's explanation of his mausoleuming in DUmmieland is on the Malloy link on my next comment. But I'm looking for the other one, still.

140 posted on 08/18/2006 1:11:53 PM PDT by franksolich (the bell tolls for thee, the bell tolls for Fat Che)
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