DUmmie FUnnies 08-18-06 (DUmmies Outraged Over Celebs Who Condemn Terrorism)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 18, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Since most celebs tend to the liberal side of the political spectrum, it is a pleasant surprise when 84 Hollywood actors, directors, and producers joined Nicole Kidman in taking out a Los Angeles Times ad (above) condemning the terrorist activities by Hezbollah and Hamas in Lebanon and Israel. Particularly painful for the DUmmies must have been the tail end of the ad which said, "We need to support democratic societies and stop terrorsism at all costs." As you can guess this ad was like waving a red cape in front of an angry DUmmie bull as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Nicole Kidman's and other 'stars' full page ad." So let us now watch the DUmmie outrage at condemning terrorism in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, still looking for Playboy Playmate Petra Verkaik on that list, is in the [brackets]:

Nicole Kidman's and other "stars" full page ad:

[This DUmmie puts "stars" in quotes as if Patricia Heaton, Michael Douglas, and Vivica Fox aren't stars.]

Sorry if this was already posted today, but maybe the night-time group would like to go see the actual ad, and who signed it. Whereas it laments the civilian casualties in the Israel/Hizbulla conflict, it parrots the monkey king almost word for word:

[All Hail the Monkey King---CHIMPUS KHAN!!!]

Of course, if the ad praised Hezbollah you would praise them won't you?

[Of course, you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Anything that Patricia Heaton signs I'm automatically against.

[DUmmie reasoning at its unfinest.]

She's a full blown fundy tool. And most of the fundies are under the delusion that being pro-environment is anti_God because apparently, taking care of the Earth isn't trusting in God.

[The fundies go around at night pouring arsenic into the soil and spray freon into the air.]

Looks like Hollywood is getting ready for another Witch Hunt like ...in the 1950s. No liberals allowed on sets....the liberal black list...relive the adventure:

[Actually there is a liberal black list AGAINST conservatives.]

As much as I hate to admit someone from Hollywood could ever have a grasp on anything other than their next script, they're right about this. Hizbollah and Hamas are terrorist organizations. They hide behind civilians and send their children out to die while they try and kill as many Israeli civilians as they can (hence the label, "terrorist").

[As much as I hate to admit it, your tombstoning ceremony will be commencing very soon.[

You need to figure out who the REAL terrorists are.

[That's DUmmie code for saying that the EVIL Bush Regime are the REAL terrorists.]

I do know that Hamas and Hezbollah are radical Islamic terrorist organizations. They would kill your family if it gained them an advantage. I know they want to institute fundamentalist Islamic states in Israel and Lebanon. Under their rule, gays would be executed, women not allowed to work or receive and education and if you strayed from their religious precepts, you would be jailed at the very least. Now I'm not sure why anyone on this discussion forum would actually support them knowing this. It's bizarre to say the least and it really makes me wonder about some people. Can anyone explain this massive disconnect?

[I can explain this massive disconnect---You are dealing with DUmmies you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Danny DeVito?????????

[Don't forget to blacklist him.]

Michael Douglas? "China Syndrome" Michael Douglas??? The times, they are a'changin'...

[Most likely his ugly experience shtooping Maureen Dowd for the liberal cause shocked him back to reality.]

He's Jewish

[Thus chimed in a "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" conspiracy theorist.]

If they're really against terrorism, they may want to clean house here at home first. We have a homegrown group right at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

[Reciting a basic tenet from the Book of DUmmie.]

didn't James Woods make up some story about "suspicious arabs" in a plane ride he was on ? this was probably right after 9/11. whatever came of that ?

[Too bad that "made up" story was verified by the FBI since Woods REPORTED it right after the flight.]

he did call the FBI. this is not a game. our country is in grave danger. did you forget 9/11? i'm suspicious of anyone who supports a terrorist organization.

[I'm suspicious of anyone who sounds sane in DUmmieland you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

He called the FBI with a bullshit story that reeked of bigotry

[Because all the suspects looked middle eastern. Obvious case of racial profiling on Woods' part. He should have included Presbyterians in his list of suspects.]

But they specifically name two organizations that aren't seen as "terrorist" organizations by the millions of Arabs they provide aid to. They're looking through Bush-colored glasses without a thought to what the phrase, "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter" actually means. It's short-sighted and stupid. They should have just said "terrorists" and left it at that. As it is, they've alienated the millions helped by Hezbollah and Hamas's more popular social wings.

[Looking through the DUmmie-colored glasses, Hezbollah and Hamas are peace loving humanitarian organizations.]

I absolutely support their social arm because the USA certainly doesn't support helping these people in the least! That's why they have such support! It's not because "they hate our freedoms." Oh- and I go to the movies. (Psst... and my husband is JEWISH and if you don't think Israeli schools teach hate, too, then I need you to speak to a few people).

[Like Middle East expert Cindy Sheehan?]

My husband renounced his Jewish faith - not his Semitic heritage - after visiting Israel and seeing how they also indoctrinate their youth, as you claim the Arabs do.

[So he is a Druid now? Funnie, he doesn't look Druish.]

Pat Sajak is another loonie toon rightwing nut.

[How about Vanna White?]

I don't care what celebrities think. They're flakes, all of them. Their personal image comes first.

[Posted in DUmmieland where they look to The West Wing TV show for political guidance.]

[ariamne]

Could you provide me with a link to Ben Burch's new posting grounds? I'd get such a kick out of reading his take on his tombstoning!

[Dooderbutt]

And I always thought he was rather nice looking, too.

[mnehring]

..but I think Skiiner's got a big lead in the credibility department over a guy who compares himself to Germans who gave their lives opposing Hitler.

I take high offense at Skinner comparing himself to Germans who died opposing Hitler as my great grandfather was one of those.
Kurt Nehrling

[RogerWilko]

Can anyone explain this massive disconnect?

Did you ever notice that when a "DUmmie" (As far as they know) makes ANY statement or asks ANY question that might require a sane and logical response... They usually get ZIPPO, ZILCH, NADA!! OR...

"Name Removed" "Deleted Message"

It's like anything grounded in reality gets IGNORED in DUmmieLand! GOOD GAWD, They ARE DUmb!!

[Mr. Silverback]

A Packers fan are you? I hear there's counseling available for that.

After last season, I needed some.

Here's where i would normally predict a crushing defeat for our next opponent, but I'm trying to just avoid pre-season ball. The victories mean noting and the losses suck.

So, what team do you back?

[kevkrom]

So, what team do you back?

None other than the defending champion Steelers.

[Mr. Silverback]

Could you provide me with a link to Ben Burch's new posting grounds? I'd get such a kick out of reading his take on his tombstoning!

Frank, can you help our gracious shieldmaiden out?

[X-FID]

(And "Dick Donner" sounds like a porno name. Or perhaps a Christmas-related fetish.)

Heh, or a lesbo who wears an artificial device.

[Mr. Silverback]

You must be very proud, he died a great hero. A minor correction...benburch is the one who compares himself to them; his little activist group is called The White Rose Society after the group of students who opposed Hitler later in the war.

Skinner just isn't up to that league of evil.

[Mr. Silverback]

Well, I was cheering for them in the Super Bowl.

Fortunately for you, they're not scheduled for any games against the Pack this year...;-)

[chesley]

Good grief, PJ You hit the mother lode today!!

[mnehring]

Thanks, it was a recent discovery. We knew he died but we didn't know much because my great-grandmother left before the war and she was very odd (Rosicrucian/Illuminist, deep in the occult, so my very Christian family just boxed away her writings instead of exploring them..)

Recently an aunt found these articles and made the connection while doing a geneology search...

[SoothingDave]

"Dick Donner" sounds like a porno name

LOL. That would be the Richard Donner who produced LETHAL WEAPON, THE OMEN, X-MEN

Now that you mention it, "Lethal Weapon", "X-Men" and "The OH-men" all sound like porno titles.

SD

[chesley]

The thing about being a liberal is that you can't be too specific. If ideas, enemies, people, acts, etc., are defined, then they've no wiggle room left, and folks can see them as they really are.

It would be the death of liberalism as we know it. Can't have that.

[SoothingDave]

Yes, "Dick Donner" could be a job description.

SD

[chesley]

I've been tombstoned three times by Skinner so far (plus another dozen by their automatic LFT tombstoner device), and I'm working on my fourth.

I'll give Skinner this much credit. He abides by his own rules, he cares about DU for more than just money, he gives a goodly amount of slack for differing opinions, as long as he doesn't get the idea that you are a LFT. He isn't as personally dysfunctional as most of the moonbats over there.


On the other hand, he is a moonbat.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

As a cynic, I say, "Follow the money."

[Mr. Silverback]

With all due respect (and I have developed a lot of respect for you over the years) cynicism isn't a sign of smarts. Cynicism is merely a certain kind of close-mindedness. No one ever looked at a case where all the evidence was weighed dispassionately and evenhandedly and said, "Noe that's some great cynicism!"

[Mr. Silverback]

I have never gotten arounfd to doing any geneology, and I harbor the hope that one of my ancestors was on Little Round Top with Joshua Chamberlain at Gettysburg when they saved the Union.

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Good job, PJ.