DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-04 ("From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Once again we have a situation of Watching DUmmies Watching Us Watching DUmmies. This time it has to do with them watching us watching their posts on a 12-22 thread about a “revelation” from lead DUmmie Moonbat, William Rivers Pitt, announcing that Kerry would jump into the vote fraud game the following day to challenge the Ohio vote. After much jubilation and wing fluttering from the lesser Moonbats over in DUmmieland, exactly NOTHING happened. Now that the DUmmies have egg all over their face they are whining about the Freepers laughing at them in this THREAD titled, “From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...” Since this thread from the Freepers that they are referencing commenced before my own DUFU thread on the same topic last evening, their comments are about the other Freeper thread. The whining of the DUmmies is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking in on his DUmmie Ant Farm, is in the [brackets]:

It is so very hard for me not to get into the threads and start bashing! Fragile,,,, let them try this fragile DUmmy !!!!

[No problem. By featuring you in the DUmmie FUnnies we can easily shatter your fragile ego by laughing at your self-important pretentious foibles.]

I am curious to see what they are saying about K/E potentially jumping into the fray.

[I see that this DUmmie post was made on Thursday morning. Soooo Dummie…..care to tell us all about K/E “jumping into the fray.” The news media was so silent about this “momentous event” that I missed it entirely.]

I Love Seeing Their Eyes Widen when they realise the gigs up.

[Right now my eyes are squeezed shut to keep all the tears of laughter at your momentous non-event from staining my shirt.]

They are saying horrible things about WillPitt. He should wear it as a badge of honor. What a bunch of freaks they are.

[Yes, Will Pitt should wear his Moonbat label as a badge of honor. Pitt’s Moonbat post about a complete NON-EVENT sent DUmmieland into spasms of joy over something that NEVER HAPPENED.]

Not only are they annoying, but they sure know how to type stupid stuff as fast as their narrow minds can go.

[Typing stupid stuff like phony Shakespeare quotes about patriotism that was cited by numerous DUmmies as well as Barbra Streisand?]

apparently the validity of WP's PREVIOUS statements have escaped them.

[Validity of Moonbat Pitt’s pitiful posts like the one he made on Wednesday about an event that was sure to happen on Thursday and by Friday STILL hasn’t happened?]

We need an emoticon with pink liquid for Kool Aid...don't you think?

[A better emoticon would be the Great Pumpkin of unrealized dreams laughing at you. Moonbat Pitt, your Linus, promised that the great Pumpkin would arrive yesterday for sure. How much longer before you realize your Great Pumpkin will never arrive?]

Doesn't surprise me. I would put the "Dummies" at DU up against those ignorant and very very sad people any day of the week. A war of the minds would much be welcome. They never post any facts. They never look into the credibility of anything they decide to negatively rant about.

[Like the credibility of the claim by Moonbat Pitt that the Great Pumpkin Kerry would come to your rescue in Ohio yesterday? Next you will be seeing images of Kerry’s face on Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.]

The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins. This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers. They attract all the poor little former battered kids who were never loved for themselves and tell them "It is all (blanks) fault you are so miserable". Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves, it drives them crazy with rage and envy.

[The only thing I fear is the DUmmies ceasing to swallow the Moonbat theories promulgated by Pitt and his cohorts. If that were to happen, I would run low on comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies.]

William Pitt is a very good source, just waiting to see what happens

[And waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and…..]

What really pisses me off is how you get that "deer in the headlights" look when the rest of us are trying desperately to educate you.

[Yeah, educate us again about the impeccable timing of John Kerry, 10 days after the Electoral College vote, interceding in Ohio. When was that supposed to happen for sure? Oh, yesterday! Gee! I must have missed all the massive news accounts about that.]

Blissfully ignorant, I'd say since they don't realize that there are these pesky little things called ELECTION LAWS - and if the Repukes in Ohio broke those laws, then there ARE consequences!

[Consequences like us laughing at you looking for non-existent vote fraud to the tune of over 100,000 votes. Better pray to that Kerry face on the Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Maybe the face can conjure up a change in the Ohio outcome. As for the REAL Kerry, mostly likely he is snow boarding in Aspen right now not knowing what the hell Moonbat Pitt was talking about a couple of days ago.]

You don't have to go anywhere to find them -- they're all over DU just now

[And some of “them” might even be DUmmie moderators. Hee! Hee!]

Kerry Won - Get Over It!!

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And here is the Suicide Hotline number for you to call on Jan. 20: 1-800-BUSH-WON.]

I think we should write a book: "The DemocraticUnderground.com Guide To The Conservative Mind" with all of the f*cked up shit they spew. Of course, woven together with rapier-sharp wit...and all the profits would go towards the Bush Impeachment Fund...

[If you want a book with TRUE rapier wit, then I would recommend the DUmmie FUnnies with the CD-ROM insert.]

You are living in a bad Twilight Zone episode. Someday you will rue what you say about William Pitt. He is your modern day Patrick Henry.

[As we’ve seen this week, Moonbat Pitt is more like a cross between the Pied Piper leading all you DUmmie lemmings over the cliff of Reality and Linus, the believer in the Great Pumpkin of fictitious Vote Fraud.]

So let's put our foil hats on and ignore them. Shall we?

[Sure. Put on your tinfoil hats.]

won't we be surprised when they're right. It is all a hoax and we are full of crap.

[Your post was made at 8:50 PM last night on the day Kerry was supposed to electrify the vote fraud movement and you still haven’t figured out you were full of crap?]

Freepers very worried about vote-rigging.

[True. We are very very worried you DUmmies will give up on your vote rigging fantasies. It would dry up a HUGE source for laughter…. Thus ends this Dummie thread where the topic of Kerry coming to their rescue in Ohio FOR SURE is delicately avoided since the only thing that happened was a sighting of a Kerry Face on a Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich in Dayton.]

[epow]

Yeah they can be a lo of fun if you just read the "Kerry will be inaugurated" threads. But AFAIC the comedy routines stop when they start cheering on the enemy for killing our soldiers and Marines. That's the time when I want to pull the pin on a grenade and lob it right into the middle of that stinking mass of human garbage.

[beckysueb]

I hear you. Thats why I love the DUFU's. I can laugh at their craziness without having to witness the sick horror that is DU. I come away from there feeling nauseated and depressed and terrified that they may sieze power someday.

[Darkwolf377]

How COULD they be having fun if they're being themselves? How dare they have fun while millions starve due to the draconian republican policies!! ;)

[mabelkitty]

Statute of limitations.
Moyer already ruled on timely recount, and here Kerry will get slammed on his ruling, as well (if he had a bitch, he should have come forward before vote was certified).
This is window-dressing.
It will be thrown out on the basis that he missed his timeframe.

That is, if he decides to do anything other than file supporting little documents and constantly "threaten" to kick sand in Ohioans faces.

[Dashing Dasher]

They did a poll once where they asked what they thought the fighters in Iraq were and about 85% called them freedom fighters.

I called them homicidal maniacs and they went nuts on me.

[The_Victor]

A war of the minds would much be welcome.

So, why is it that DU bans anyone who disagrees with the leftist drivel rant?

[beckysueb]

They also like to post pictures of wounded Iraqi children and curse President Bush and say we are the ones wounding those kids.

[chesley]

That's they way I look at it. Two final words of advice, don't post of topics you get really hot about. The first time I registered I got kicked off at about 300 posting on the Iraq war. So I avoid this topic, as I cannot bring myself to restrain myself when posting to these people.

Second, it doesn't hurt if you can find something to agree with them about. Also, when you are disagreeing with them, you might identify with them, like "we liberals", or "we Democrats". I guess it's a lie, and I feel a little guilty about it. But then I'm pretending to be a DUmmie anyway, so I have to have some camouflage.

[chesley]

I don't put anybody on ignore. I just stop replying when I can no longer defend my position without outing myself as a "FREEPER troll". Of course, deciding where that is is the trick. It's best to be safe rather than sorry, at least until you're over 1000.

[daguberment]

PJ - Thanks for all your DU satire this year. It's been so very entertaining. Merry Christmas to you and keep up the great work!

[cgbg]

Someone needs to start a Dead Pool for when they finally realize that W is going to be President. 1/21/05 will probably be a pretty hot number??

I look for the following threads on that day:

MSM Refuses To Cover Kerry Inauguration

Kerry Moved His Tie To The Left During Inauguration Ceremony. It Means He Will Lead Impeachment Fight!

Ohio Vote Fraud Update--Jesse Jackson Has New Information

What Is The Process For A De-Inauguration?

Florida Vote Fraud Update--Bev Has Good News!

Boycott The Inauguration and Fast Today

I Am So Depressed

Please, Please, No More Suicides. We Will Win

If Bush Is Impeached Is There Any Way We Can Keep Cheney From Becoming President?

New Triad Witness Affadavit Included In Arneback's New Lawsuit

While They Celebrate We Plan Impeachment

Don't Let Those Freepers Get You Down

Canada or Costa Rica--What's Your Next Move

Golden Gate Bridge Closed To Prevent Any More Suicides

Letter To The UN On Phony Chimp Inauguration

We Need One Senator To Filibuster Every Day--Will Kerry Do It?

Where Is William Pitt When We Need Him?

;-)

[ChicagoRighty]

With you on that, deep cover for the better good of the general American population.

It's funny, because we all have liberal (ultra liberal?) friends, coworkers and family and if you stay away from certain topics, you can make it through some level of conversation. It is hard in today's environment, but you can get through to most of them at most levels. But being on DU and trying it out, this will be an interesting challenge/project.

You're serious, they ban folks for disagreeing too strongly? I mean trolls get ZOTted here, but I don't think they get 'thrown off' for disagreeing too strongly, do they? I've been on the site for about 9 months, a member for 3 of those.

I'll let you know how it goes. Thanks again.

[epow]

You're serious, they ban folks for disagreeing too strongly?

Yes, they do. If you read their rules for posting you find that the owner(s) of the website bluntly say that the forum is only for people who are liberals and who agree with the leftwing viewpoint. Anyone who disagrees with the liberal agenda and posts his or her disagreement will be deprived of posting privileges.

I guess that's the result of the high minded "toleration" that the liberals are always bragging about.

[chesley]

It depends on what you're disagreeing about, and how you do it. For instance, I would say it is safe to say that the recount, or lawsuits, will never get JK in office as President, and that Democrats should spend their time on the next election. It would be risky, I think, to protest too strongly that GWB REALLY won.

You have to remember, the point is neither to blast them as they deserve, nor to try to win the argument. That would be impossible. The whole point, the only point that I can see, is to plant jsut that tiny seed that might actually bloom into a genuine thought on the part on one or two of them. Oh, and to make fools of them.

[bray]

A war of the minds would much be welcome.

What are they goin to fight it with???? Spitballs!!!

Merry Christmas and Prayers for Our Troops

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #503.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #504.

[PJ-Comix]

A personal note about pingee #500. Kjane is my most wonderful conservative daughter who lives in the very heart of liberalism, New York City. She had been reading the DU Funnies as I would forward the links to her.

The wife and I are in NYC for Christmas and gave her a new laptop for Christmas. She was reading the latest thread on her new laptop, I was reading the thread on my laptop and we were having a wonderful discussion about you and the thread. She noticed people joining and wanted to get her own ping. She registered, emailed you to add, and bingo became somewhat famous. She is still sleeping and will be thrilled when whe awakes.

As an afterthought, she attended college and debated her various roomates, all staunch Democrats, to at least a draw on politics. I think she won. Kjane is a young 27 and will be voting conservative for many years.

Interesting. What kind of work does she do in NYC? kjane isn't by any chance a literary agent or work for a book publisher? Heh! Heh! In any event I'll send her a free copy of the DUFU book when it is published.

[PJ-Comix]

Book to you to. BTW, do you remember the date you went on the PING List? Just trying to figure the DUFU rate of growth. I do remember a lot of signups right around and just after the election.

[ChicagoRighty]

This is typical. The Left always operates under a DoUble-standard, with no actual tolerance or acceptance.

Thanks for adding to my education re: DU. It will help if I do jump in. I'm liking the challenge. (Threading the needle, so to speak.)