DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-04 ("From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Once again we have a situation of Watching DUmmies Watching Us Watching DUmmies. This time it has to do with them watching us watching their posts on a 12-22 thread about a “revelation” from lead DUmmie Moonbat, William Rivers Pitt, announcing that Kerry would jump into the vote fraud game the following day to challenge the Ohio vote. After much jubilation and wing fluttering from the lesser Moonbats over in DUmmieland, exactly NOTHING happened. Now that the DUmmies have egg all over their face they are whining about the Freepers laughing at them in this THREAD titled, “From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...” Since this thread from the Freepers that they are referencing commenced before my own DUFU thread on the same topic last evening, their comments are about the other Freeper thread. The whining of the DUmmies is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking in on his DUmmie Ant Farm, is in the [brackets]:

It is so very hard for me not to get into the threads and start bashing! Fragile,,,, let them try this fragile DUmmy !!!!

[No problem. By featuring you in the DUmmie FUnnies we can easily shatter your fragile ego by laughing at your self-important pretentious foibles.]

I am curious to see what they are saying about K/E potentially jumping into the fray.

[I see that this DUmmie post was made on Thursday morning. Soooo Dummie…..care to tell us all about K/E “jumping into the fray.” The news media was so silent about this “momentous event” that I missed it entirely.]

I Love Seeing Their Eyes Widen when they realise the gigs up.

[Right now my eyes are squeezed shut to keep all the tears of laughter at your momentous non-event from staining my shirt.]

They are saying horrible things about WillPitt. He should wear it as a badge of honor. What a bunch of freaks they are.

[Yes, Will Pitt should wear his Moonbat label as a badge of honor. Pitt’s Moonbat post about a complete NON-EVENT sent DUmmieland into spasms of joy over something that NEVER HAPPENED.]

Not only are they annoying, but they sure know how to type stupid stuff as fast as their narrow minds can go.

[Typing stupid stuff like phony Shakespeare quotes about patriotism that was cited by numerous DUmmies as well as Barbra Streisand?]

apparently the validity of WP's PREVIOUS statements have escaped them.

[Validity of Moonbat Pitt’s pitiful posts like the one he made on Wednesday about an event that was sure to happen on Thursday and by Friday STILL hasn’t happened?]

We need an emoticon with pink liquid for Kool Aid...don't you think?

[A better emoticon would be the Great Pumpkin of unrealized dreams laughing at you. Moonbat Pitt, your Linus, promised that the great Pumpkin would arrive yesterday for sure. How much longer before you realize your Great Pumpkin will never arrive?]

Doesn't surprise me. I would put the "Dummies" at DU up against those ignorant and very very sad people any day of the week. A war of the minds would much be welcome. They never post any facts. They never look into the credibility of anything they decide to negatively rant about.

[Like the credibility of the claim by Moonbat Pitt that the Great Pumpkin Kerry would come to your rescue in Ohio yesterday? Next you will be seeing images of Kerry’s face on Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.]

The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins. This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers. They attract all the poor little former battered kids who were never loved for themselves and tell them "It is all (blanks) fault you are so miserable". Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves, it drives them crazy with rage and envy.

[The only thing I fear is the DUmmies ceasing to swallow the Moonbat theories promulgated by Pitt and his cohorts. If that were to happen, I would run low on comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies.]

William Pitt is a very good source, just waiting to see what happens

[And waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and…..]

What really pisses me off is how you get that "deer in the headlights" look when the rest of us are trying desperately to educate you.

[Yeah, educate us again about the impeccable timing of John Kerry, 10 days after the Electoral College vote, interceding in Ohio. When was that supposed to happen for sure? Oh, yesterday! Gee! I must have missed all the massive news accounts about that.]

Blissfully ignorant, I'd say since they don't realize that there are these pesky little things called ELECTION LAWS - and if the Repukes in Ohio broke those laws, then there ARE consequences!

[Consequences like us laughing at you looking for non-existent vote fraud to the tune of over 100,000 votes. Better pray to that Kerry face on the Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Maybe the face can conjure up a change in the Ohio outcome. As for the REAL Kerry, mostly likely he is snow boarding in Aspen right now not knowing what the hell Moonbat Pitt was talking about a couple of days ago.]

You don't have to go anywhere to find them -- they're all over DU just now

[And some of “them” might even be DUmmie moderators. Hee! Hee!]

Kerry Won - Get Over It!!

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And here is the Suicide Hotline number for you to call on Jan. 20: 1-800-BUSH-WON.]

I think we should write a book: "The DemocraticUnderground.com Guide To The Conservative Mind" with all of the f*cked up shit they spew. Of course, woven together with rapier-sharp wit...and all the profits would go towards the Bush Impeachment Fund...

[If you want a book with TRUE rapier wit, then I would recommend the DUmmie FUnnies with the CD-ROM insert.]

You are living in a bad Twilight Zone episode. Someday you will rue what you say about William Pitt. He is your modern day Patrick Henry.

[As we’ve seen this week, Moonbat Pitt is more like a cross between the Pied Piper leading all you DUmmie lemmings over the cliff of Reality and Linus, the believer in the Great Pumpkin of fictitious Vote Fraud.]

So let's put our foil hats on and ignore them. Shall we?

[Sure. Put on your tinfoil hats.]

won't we be surprised when they're right. It is all a hoax and we are full of crap.

[Your post was made at 8:50 PM last night on the day Kerry was supposed to electrify the vote fraud movement and you still haven’t figured out you were full of crap?]

Freepers very worried about vote-rigging.

[True. We are very very worried you DUmmies will give up on your vote rigging fantasies. It would dry up a HUGE source for laughter…. Thus ends this Dummie thread where the topic of Kerry coming to their rescue in Ohio FOR SURE is delicately avoided since the only thing that happened was a sighting of a Kerry Face on a Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich in Dayton.]

[DJ MacWoW]

Not only do they hate America but they want to destroy it. A thread titled "Revolution Anyone"? What they mean is, they didn't get what they want so they'll tear it all down.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=2861976

[westmichman]

Sorry it wasn't me either. I found myself getting a little too blunt with them and they couldn't take it. I think when I told one guy that he was "having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have" they realized I was quoting Rush and then the axe fell.

[notpoliticallycorewrecked]

Perhaps you can do a rerun of some of these comment on Jan 20. The you can remind them of what they were predicting and how it didn't come to pass.....

[ladyinred]

This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers.

LOL! This is a crack up! The pot calling the kettle Hitler! From the group that declares the sky is falling at each election! Too funny!

[ChicagoRighty]

>>Over 2000 posts now, and they still haven't caught on <<

That is impressive. I could never make it. I would slip up I'm sure. Do you get a lot of responses from them? Engage them? Draw them out? I think this is the funniest thing yet. A super-mole.

[chesley]

The key is to state your position without being insulting, but stop and drop out of the discussion when it starts to get out. Also, you can build up a lot of innocuous posts in the Lounge. Once you're over a thousand you have a little more liberty.

[squidward]

put me on the ping list...I get a kick out of the DUmmie FUnnies

[chesley]

Yes. I do get responses. Not to everything, of course. I like to state my position using their own stated principles. For a simple example, if something is being said about speech codes, or anti-Christian, I mention freedom of speech or religion, then develop my opposition. Often I stop before I go too far. Never post while drinking.

Or you can criticize the logic of their thinking without stating opposition to the actual message.

Build up your post count in the Lounge. Cats are an excellent subject, and some of them can cook. I've tried some of the recipes.

After 1000 posts, you have a lot more freedom, although disruption will still get you banned. You can't really respect these people, but treat them with civility anyway, and you can last a long time.

[ChicagoRighty]

>>Never post while drinking.<<

High-laryious! This sounds like fun, but also has to be time-consuming. I'd rather go in and blast away, but then i'd get booted, most likely. How long did it take you to get to 1000 posts?

[A Jovial Cad]

I doubt I could make it to 10 posts over there, let alone 1,000! I can barely read ten posts in that cesspool without wanting to vomit. Kudos to you for flying under the DUmmy radar screen for so long, and putting up with the incessant stink of their seemingly congenital idiocy.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #498. T MINUS TWO and counting to the MAGIC 500.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #499. T MINUS ONE and counting to the MAGIC 500. Prepare all systems for BLASTOFF!!!

[Petronski]

Kerry preparing to 'unconcede'

[PJ-Comix]

WOO!!! HOO!!!

WELCOME ABOARD PINGEE #500!!! Who says there isn't a Santa Claus!!! The Magic 500 number, the BIGGEST for any Non-Regional PING List on the FR, was attained on CHRISTMAS MORNING!!! And to add icing to the cake, I just checked and saw that NEW Freeper kjane joined the FR TODAY!!!

When the DUmmie FUnnies book comes out, new PINGEE and Freeper kjane, just FREEP me your address for a FREE copy of the DUmmie FUnnies book which will also include a CD-ROM.

Have a HAPPY ROVIAN CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

[PJ-Comix]

You are CORRECT although you could have been wrong since many requests to be placed on the PING List come via Freepmail. In any event, new Freeper kjane IS PINGEE #500.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #501. And now on to the MAGIC 1000!!!

[PJ-Comix]

A couple of days ago, Moonbat Pitt's excuse was that the weather prevented anything from being done and now Moonbat Pitt's excuse is that Kerry isn't REALLY filing a suit at all. In fact when you look Kerry isn't doing anything except adding his name to some Green Party Kool Aid action which will have as much effect on the election outcome as a fart in the middle of a hurricane will change its direction. And didn't we already go over this track a couple of weeks ago when Kerry allowed his signature to be placed on some request to look at the innards of some voting machines? The DUmmies broke out the victory champagne over that one only to have the champagne quickly go flat when they woke up to the fact that the Kerry sig was on a meaningless action. And now they are repeating themselves thanx to Moonbat Pitt whose stories keep changing almost daily.

[NRA1995]

"A war of the minds would much be welcome."

Unarmed DUmmies want a war.......BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[NRA1995]

"The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins."

In psychology, this is called projection....keep on projecting, DUmmies!!!

[NRA1995]

"Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves"

It's always good to go to the moonbat display at the zoo....keep having fun, DUmmies!!