DUmmie FUnnies 12-24-04 ("From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 24, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

If ever there were a reason for a DUmmie FUnnies book, this thread is it. Imagine the TOTAL HUMILIATION of the DUmmies if (when) the DUFU book becomes a big seller. Oh, and if you are a literary agent or book publisher, you can contact me about the book deal at PJ-Comix.

We are RAPIDLY approaching the MAGIC 500 on the PING List so let me know if you want on the PING List to receive the latest editions of the DUmmie FUnnies as they go online.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[DugwayDuke]

"A war of the minds would much be welcome."

Say what you will about the denizens of DU, they do have courage. One must admire their willingness to enter, completely unarmed, into a battle of wits.

[Darkwolf377]

"The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins. This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers. They attract all the poor little former battered kids who were never loved for themselves and tell them "It is all (blanks) fault you are so miserable". Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves, it drives them crazy with rage and envy." --------------------------------------------------

What the hell are these people smokin? "The stink of fear"? Maybe of Michael Moore eating my local 7-11, but I haven't detected any fear here at all--fear of what? I personally have posted about my fear of this stupid nothing story getting picked up by the lamestream media, but is that the "stink of fear"?

And I think it's hilarious how the DUmmies project. Theirs is the party of "Vote for Bush and it's Hitlertime!" and they talk about others being about using fear? I love their victim analogy, since they worship their own victimhood.

Great comments, put me on your ping list.

[KerryWillBeCrushed]

>>Kerry Won - Get Over It!! <<


Yes, and the Nazis won WWII. George McGovern beat Nixon in a landslide. Walter Mondale handed Reagan his head in '84.


Merry Christmas, DUmmies!

[NYC GOP Chick]

Peej, will you please add me to your DUFU ping list? :D

[Dashing Dasher]

I was over there quite a bit yesterday stirring the pot. They kept telling me I was negative and the GREAT NEWS from Pitt was GIGANTIC and I was a party pooper.
I'm still waiting for the news break....
yawn.

BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAaaa

[luvie]

YES! I was afraid that there wouldn't be a DUFU tonight with all the merriment going on, what with Santa flying around and all. Thank you for the Christmas eve present. Oh, and by the way, Merry Christmas, PJ!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #493. T Minus 7 and counting to the MAGIC 500.

[dr_pat]

The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day...

The only fear I have noticed is that PJ might miss a particularly funny bit of moon-battery by the DUmmies.

Rah, PJ - will you get your 500 ping list for Christmas?

[Mike Fieschko]

all the profits would go towards the Bush Impeachment Fund...

Is there such a thing? There's a seeker born every minute.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard PINGEE #494. T Minus 6 and counting to the MAGIC 500 on the PING List.

[evad]

Freepers very worried about vote-rigging.

Well, they're right about that one.

Apparently they pulled it off in Washington.

[Darkwolf377]

When you reach 500, does DU self-destruct?

[Darkwolf377]

BTW, have you checked out the site Preditors and Editors about finding an agent?

[Lazamataz]

Curiously, one of the posts I wrote was quoted by them, and I was called 'brainwashed'.

I guess that means I have a clean mind. :o)

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard PINGEE #495 and former ASGer. T Minus FIVE and counting to the MAGIC 500.

[PJ-Comix]

When you reach 500, does DU self-destruct?

That might happen when the DUFU book hits the Best Seller list.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, have you checked out the site Preditors and Editors about finding an agent?

URL?

[hinckley buzzard]

I missed one of these last week and I don't want to miss another one. Please add me to your PING list!

Great stuff, best laughs I've had in ages!