Posted on 12/24/2004 4:40:09 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Once again we have a situation of Watching DUmmies Watching Us Watching DUmmies. This time it has to do with them watching us watching their posts on a 12-22 thread about a “revelation” from lead DUmmie Moonbat, William Rivers Pitt, announcing that Kerry would jump into the vote fraud game the following day to challenge the Ohio vote. After much jubilation and wing fluttering from the lesser Moonbats over in DUmmieland, exactly NOTHING happened. Now that the DUmmies have egg all over their face they are whining about the Freepers laughing at them in this THREAD titled, “From the freepers regarding Will Pitt Post...” Since this thread from the Freepers that they are referencing commenced before my own DUFU thread on the same topic last evening, their comments are about the other Freeper thread. The whining of the DUmmies is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking in on his DUmmie Ant Farm, is in the [brackets]:
It is so very hard for me not to get into the threads and start bashing! Fragile,,,, let them try this fragile DUmmy !!!!
[No problem. By featuring you in the DUmmie FUnnies we can easily shatter your fragile ego by laughing at your self-important pretentious foibles.]
I am curious to see what they are saying about K/E potentially jumping into the fray.
[I see that this DUmmie post was made on Thursday morning. Soooo Dummie…..care to tell us all about K/E “jumping into the fray.” The news media was so silent about this “momentous event” that I missed it entirely.]
I Love Seeing Their Eyes Widen when they realise the gigs up.
[Right now my eyes are squeezed shut to keep all the tears of laughter at your momentous non-event from staining my shirt.]
They are saying horrible things about WillPitt. He should wear it as a badge of honor. What a bunch of freaks they are.
[Yes, Will Pitt should wear his Moonbat label as a badge of honor. Pitt’s Moonbat post about a complete NON-EVENT sent DUmmieland into spasms of joy over something that NEVER HAPPENED.]
Not only are they annoying, but they sure know how to type stupid stuff as fast as their narrow minds can go.
[Typing stupid stuff like phony Shakespeare quotes about patriotism that was cited by numerous DUmmies as well as Barbra Streisand?]
apparently the validity of WP's PREVIOUS statements have escaped them.
[Validity of Moonbat Pitt’s pitiful posts like the one he made on Wednesday about an event that was sure to happen on Thursday and by Friday STILL hasn’t happened?]
We need an emoticon with pink liquid for Kool Aid...don't you think?
[A better emoticon would be the Great Pumpkin of unrealized dreams laughing at you. Moonbat Pitt, your Linus, promised that the great Pumpkin would arrive yesterday for sure. How much longer before you realize your Great Pumpkin will never arrive?]
Doesn't surprise me. I would put the "Dummies" at DU up against those ignorant and very very sad people any day of the week. A war of the minds would much be welcome. They never post any facts. They never look into the credibility of anything they decide to negatively rant about.
[Like the credibility of the claim by Moonbat Pitt that the Great Pumpkin Kerry would come to your rescue in Ohio yesterday? Next you will be seeing images of Kerry’s face on Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwiches.]
The GOP and its faithful minions have been stinking of fear since election day, and no place has had a fouler stench than Freeper Land. I hate to visit the Free Republic message board, because I feel sorry for them. They are like a bunch of little kids trying to convince themselves that they are not afraid of the boogeyman, but you know that they are so wound up, the minute someone goes "boo!" they are going to jump out of their skins. This is no coincidence. The way that the far right motivates it rank and file is through fear, the same way Hitler and Goebels motivated their followers. They attract all the poor little former battered kids who were never loved for themselves and tell them "It is all (blanks) fault you are so miserable". Meanwhile, all us liberal types are having such a good time just being ourselves, it drives them crazy with rage and envy.
[The only thing I fear is the DUmmies ceasing to swallow the Moonbat theories promulgated by Pitt and his cohorts. If that were to happen, I would run low on comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies.]
William Pitt is a very good source, just waiting to see what happens
[And waiting and waiting and waiting and waiting and…..]
What really pisses me off is how you get that "deer in the headlights" look when the rest of us are trying desperately to educate you.
[Yeah, educate us again about the impeccable timing of John Kerry, 10 days after the Electoral College vote, interceding in Ohio. When was that supposed to happen for sure? Oh, yesterday! Gee! I must have missed all the massive news accounts about that.]
Blissfully ignorant, I'd say since they don't realize that there are these pesky little things called ELECTION LAWS - and if the Repukes in Ohio broke those laws, then there ARE consequences!
[Consequences like us laughing at you looking for non-existent vote fraud to the tune of over 100,000 votes. Better pray to that Kerry face on the Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Maybe the face can conjure up a change in the Ohio outcome. As for the REAL Kerry, mostly likely he is snow boarding in Aspen right now not knowing what the hell Moonbat Pitt was talking about a couple of days ago.]
You don't have to go anywhere to find them -- they're all over DU just now
[And some of “them” might even be DUmmie moderators. Hee! Hee!]
Kerry Won - Get Over It!!
[BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And here is the Suicide Hotline number for you to call on Jan. 20: 1-800-BUSH-WON.]
I think we should write a book: "The DemocraticUnderground.com Guide To The Conservative Mind" with all of the f*cked up shit they spew. Of course, woven together with rapier-sharp wit...and all the profits would go towards the Bush Impeachment Fund...
[If you want a book with TRUE rapier wit, then I would recommend the DUmmie FUnnies with the CD-ROM insert.]
You are living in a bad Twilight Zone episode. Someday you will rue what you say about William Pitt. He is your modern day Patrick Henry.
[As we’ve seen this week, Moonbat Pitt is more like a cross between the Pied Piper leading all you DUmmie lemmings over the cliff of Reality and Linus, the believer in the Great Pumpkin of fictitious Vote Fraud.]
So let's put our foil hats on and ignore them. Shall we?
[Sure. Put on your tinfoil hats.]
won't we be surprised when they're right. It is all a hoax and we are full of crap.
[Your post was made at 8:50 PM last night on the day Kerry was supposed to electrify the vote fraud movement and you still haven’t figured out you were full of crap?]
Freepers very worried about vote-rigging.
[True. We are very very worried you DUmmies will give up on your vote rigging fantasies. It would dry up a HUGE source for laughter…. Thus ends this Dummie thread where the topic of Kerry coming to their rescue in Ohio FOR SURE is delicately avoided since the only thing that happened was a sighting of a Kerry Face on a Democrat Grilled Cheese Sandwich in Dayton.]
PJ, a Merry Christams from me and from Political Virgin!! Can't quit laughing here!!
PJ and all..........
A personal note about pingee #500. Kjane is my most wonderful conservative daughter who lives in the very heart of liberalism, New York City. She had been reading the DU Funnies as I would forward the links to her.
The wife and I are in NYC for Christmas and gave her a new laptop for Christmas. She was reading the latest thread on her new laptop, I was reading the thread on my laptop and we were having a wonderful discussion about you and the thread. She noticed people joining and wanted to get her own ping. She registered, emailed you to add, and bingo became somewhat famous. She is still sleeping and will be thrilled when whe awakes.
As an afterthought, she attended college and debated her various roomates, all staunch Democrats, to at least a draw on politics. I think she won. Kjane is a young 27 and will be voting conservative for many years.
Sounds like a proud Papa to me!
Merry Christmas!!
They created PEST and have overindulged in pity parties since election day! They're the most miserable bunch of losers in denial I've seen!
About 9 months
Thank you. I consider it a mission of mercy in trying to educate them. While I've had fun, I don't know how successful I've been. There's not a lot there to work with.
"...for unto us this day a child is born..."
MERRY CHRISTMAS PJ and friends!
Merry Christmas PJ and thank you for the enjoyable Christmas present that you've given all of us. I do hope you get your well deserved book contract if not for Christmas, then for the New Year. I keep thinking the next chapter of DUmmie FUnnies can't be better, but you keep on proving me wrong.
Merry Christmas, PJ!
You deserve it!
Thanks for all your hard work for our benefit!
Dasher (not the reindeer)
......not knowing wether to laugh or cry.........you will mostly likely do both; laugh till you cry.
You're right. I saw a thread there where an American soldier had gotten killed and they said he deserved it for killing "innocent" Iraqis. They did a poll once where they asked what they thought the fighters in Iraq were and about 85% called them freedom fighters. I told them they were terrorists and they called me braindead and said what would I do if someone invaded my country and was killing my people. Sick!
Congrats, PJ! Now onward to 1000!
Fantastic! Congratulations to a wonderful young lady.
Merry Christmas and Prayers for Our Troops' Safety
He misled them.
He is lying about his access, and deliberately made his original poswt vague in order to cover all bases and "clarify" is he got nailed.
Kerry/Edwards campaign - are they even a legal entity any more? Them supporting a recount that is over doesn't give the recount more legal standing than it already has, which is teeny.
They need to go balls to the walls in order to have "standing", but they refused and now the issue is no longer ripe.
In other words, they are being lied to.
I don't know why the party would risk doing this to their most ardent financial and grass-roots supportors. It's evil.
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