[algore]

I am really starting to wonder

it lately seems so many "fact checked conspiracies" seem to have been proven true.

I have seen a interesting uptick in "Disclosure" over the last year, Hardly what I had expected from our most transparent government administration.

on the other hand, I can totally see the allure of an Alien Fear Campaign.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“we need an accelerator as big as the whole universe”

I’m heading out to my shop. I’ll report back later.

[Red Badger]

What if they lied?.....................

[EEGator]

That means they are!

That’s why Gates, Schwab, and Soros are MIA…

[Magnum44]

Just dumb. This is the plot of “Stranger Things”.

[dangus]

Hot air assures us its not a portal to Hell. I feel so much safer.

[Jewbacca]

Well, that’s EXACTLY what someone who is opening a portal to Hell would say, isn’t it?!

[Robert DeLong]

What the collider could be doing though, is interfering with earth’s magnetic poles. who knows what damage that is causing. It might even bear some responsibility for climate change.

[Roadrunner383]

Paging Buffy, the Hellmouth is in Cern.

[Disambiguator]

Never believe anything until it’s been officially denied.

[BipolarBob]

Big waste of money. Will prove nothing but a cash machine for somebody. The taxpayer will see NO benefit whatsoever.

[cdcdawg]

“we need an accelerator as big as the whole universe”

Reminds me of an old Steven Wright joke: “You can’t have everything; where would you put it?”

[Jewbacca]

He followed up with “the accelerator is safe and effective.”

[chajin]

The Highway to Hell (not quite what you would expect)

[jz638]

I don’t know, if I were watching a movie where scientists unwittingly open a portal to hell, you bet there’s going to be a scene somewhere where a scientist declares with great certainty “there’s no way these people would be opening a portal to hell.”

[Tench_Coxe]

Already been done by lifting the toilet seat too soon after a dinner of venison, onions, and brussel sprouts....

[Chode]

well, from the opening ceremony, it’s hard to tell...

[xkaydet65]

O gee! Sounds like a James Blish novel from the 60s.

[alancarp]

It’s only a MICROSCOPIC portal to hell that they’re trying to build... so no problem.

[cgbg]

From the article:

“previously unexplored energies in a controlled environment”

Read those words a few times.

If the energies are “unexplored” how do they know how to contain them in a “controlled” environment?

Science these days has the nasty habit of assuming its conclusions are true—without supporting evidence.

[DoodleBob]