[Jewbacca]

Well, that’s EXACTLY what someone who is opening a portal to Hell would say, isn’t it?!

[NorthMountain]

It’s also what someone who is NOT opening a portal to Hell would say ...

So we know that they are both opening a portal to Hell, and NOT opening a portal to Hell.

Simultaneously.

And the principle of non-contradiction goes out the window, and the Universe dissolves into non-causal chaos.

Yay!

[Disambiguator]

Well, that's EXACTLY what someone who is opening a portal to Hell would say, isn't it?!

Right! You have to ask yourself, "if someone was actually doing this, would they admit it publicly?"

[Billthedrill]

Well, that’s EXACTLY what someone who is opening a portal to Hell would say, isn’t it?!

Dang right it is! What he means is that they tried to open a portal to Hell and failed. And that they need more grant money. Bill Gates is calling from Davos on Line 2...