why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Dead Corpse]

G'Night...

Another one? Heck, I say we try and bring our favorite pieces of this thread to the next one...

[tuliptree76]

Heck, I say we try and bring our favorite pieces of this thread to the next one...

That's a good idea.

[Dead Corpse]

Can't claim credit. Reading Clive Barkers Weaveworld right now. ;-)

[tuliptree76]

I'm trying to find a picture of Elisabeth Rohm with her hair done up like she had in tonight's episode of Law and Order. I think that's how I want my hair cut.

You would *think* there would be more pictures of her out there on the internet.

[Dead Corpse]

No idea. Those crime and punishment shows make me nauseous.

[tuliptree76]

LOL! I can't help it. I'm a sucker for that kind of stuff. ;-)

[Dead Corpse]

I don't really have anything against them, they just aren't my bag of tricks. My wife and Mother-in-Law love them. My Dad is a huge Cops fan.

I'd rather watch Reno 911.

[tuliptree76]

I don't care for Cops. I mainly watch the regular Law and Order. The other variations are okay, but just aren't the same. Same goes for CSI - I like the main CSI, but I don't care so much for the offshoots.

Reno 911 is...different...

[tuliptree76]

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la!
'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la la la la!
Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la la la la la la!
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol, Fa la la la la la la la!

See the blazing yule before us, Fa la la la la la la la!
Strike the harp and join the chorus, Fa la la la la la la la!
Follow me in merry measure, Fa la la la la la la la!
While I tell of Yuletide treasure, Fa la la la la la la la!

Fast away the old year passes, Fa la la la la la la la!
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses, Fa la la la la la la la!
Sing we joyous all together! Fa la la la la la la la!
Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa la la la la la la la!

[NicknamedBob]

I meant to ping you to the Undead Thread Poem.

[tuliptree76]

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
and two eyes made out of coal
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say
He was made of snow but the children
know how he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that
old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
he began to dance around

Oh
Frosty the snowman
was alive as he could be
And the children say he could laugh
and play just the same as you and me
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow

Frosty the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day
So he said
"Let's run and we'll have some fun
now before I melt away"
Down to the village
with a broomstick in his hand
Running here and there all around the square
saying catch me if you can

He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day"
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Frosty go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump

Over the hills of snow

[tuliptree76]

Tomorrow is my last day of lecturing for the semester. :-)

[Dead Corpse]

Veddy cool... At least someone around here is getting a bit of a break...

[tuliptree76]

Oh...I won't get much of a break...even over my semester break.

[Dead Corpse]

Sorry to hear it. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not taking a lot of vacation to fly home either. One day more than I took for Thanksgiving.

[tuliptree76]

I'll be staying at my parents' house for part of the break, but I'll take projects home with me. I have a few papers to work on. So I will be busy. At least I do get a break from teaching for a bit.

[DJ MacWoW]

Look at the PetsMart for a "how to care for your cockatiel" book.

Even those disagree about different foods. Everything I've read online says they need some fresh foods. The disagreement comes with giving pellet food and/or seed. Guess I'll mix it.

[NicknamedBob]

Not another long drive!

[DJ MacWoW]

Sorry...but I've never owned a bird before.

I've had several parakeets and one talked profusely. Lassiter was very entertaining. I taught him "Birds can't talk" and "Dirty bird". He evetually modified it to "Dirty birds can't talk".

[tuliptree76]

Yep...on the 20th (or around there), I'll be on the road for 6 hours again...