why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

I'm in love.

I figured since you liked that subservient chicken so much you'd probably like this even more. *rolls eyes and mumbles something about men*

Ouch.
How honorable of them.
We had some cabbies get jacked and knifed here by punks from the city.
No-one would say who the punks were, and so far they're still out there.
Though they apparently got scared and split the area.

When I was in Las Vegas, I was living in a drug/gang-infested area, and there was an attempted execution in my front yard.

I take it you weren't home at the time?

That kinda thing wouldn't happen in my yard. Goes double if I'm home. Oh... there might be bodies lying around afterwards, but its not likely anyone would miss them much.

By the way, did you know may colleges are starting to broadcast high speed internet from towers on campus that are servicing at times up to 5 miles away.

I know my school doesn't have that technology yet. I looked into all sorts of options for interent services and that's wasn't one of them. My school might end up having that technology in the future, but I hope to be graduated and making money before that would probably happen LOL!

Good luck with school. I hope you've chosen a field that will give you massive joy and is lucrative.

Thanks. I hope so too.

*noone appears to be around, I find weeping
willow to sit under, begin talking to it*

Here's a poem I wrote called Mists Of Time
(Mists Of Memory)...

Dragon's rhymes, forgotten times
in the land of make believe.
Mystic mines, enchanted pines,
I might just never leave.
Siren's sighs, sweet little lies
but I just cannot bother.
Gossamer wings, a pixie sings
& I long for no other.
Playing a lyre by the Phoenix' fire,
noting is a it seemed.
Dragon's rhymes, forgotten times...
youth cannot be redeemed.

*weeping willow breaks down in a fit of tears &
knocks me off my bench onto mossy ground*

Fine, I won't read to YOU anymore!

"I take it you weren't home at the time?

That kinda thing wouldn't happen in my yard. Goes double if I'm home. Oh... there might be bodies lying around afterwards, but its not likely anyone would miss them much."

I got there about 30 minutes after it was all over with, and had to wade through yellow tape to get to my front door.

Ugh. I don't need to know all that your beer girl does. She's an attractive skinny blonde that can fit into a tight skimpy outfit and is willing to do your bidding...'nuff said.

Okay...maybe I didn't get enough sleep last night or maybe I got up on the wrong side of the bed...or maybe I'm jealous that I don't look like that...

*stops short*

...Oh...H-h-hello.

*contemplates mad
dash for persian rug*

I thought I was alone.

"...No-one would say who the punks were, and so far they're still out there.
Though they apparently got scared and split the area."

I gave names and faces, and it was all the scarier because I was the only white face in the 'hood, and although they "knew" it was me, I didn't have a phone, so they couldn't be absolutely SURE!

"Okay...maybe I didn't get enough sleep last night or maybe I got up on the wrong side of the bed...or maybe I'm jealous that I don't look like that..."

*snart*

It's all of the above for me! ;-)

Well.. You're an attractive skinny blonde.. but who does her OWN bidding.
Which is infinitely more attractive.
*chuckle*

And yes, if you type "strip", a guy walks into the scene and stands in front of the camera.
So it is semi-Pg-13...

We ALWAYS notice you! You are the only one who announces entry with *lurk-lurk*!

We love it! :-)

Those who did see the cabby jacking punks wouldn't say anything.
Cowards.
I never saw them myself, they'd have met Mr. Sharp if I did see them, but they did two of their attacks uncomfortably close to where I live and had people I care about living.

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