why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

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[jj_fate]

why do people keep banning me everytime I put up interesting articles? I work for a website I think some of you are familiar with called phantirath weekly world news and each time we put somthing up on FR no matter how conservative it is it keeps getting banned. Whats the matter with it?! Damn man what are you marxist socialists communists? I just got a call this mroning from a Juwish friend of mine who said that you banned an important article about Zionism and Noam Federman and about how we were to support israel. I thought you guys supported Juws and others like him!? I mean you know that god is going to punish you if you dont support them and others like Noam Federman who are being downtrodden by the leftists and the Arabs! EVEN Pat Buchanan would be outraged by this! The Juws are wonderful people who have been a blessing to this nation and other nations in the world! Why is it you hypocrites complain about bias and then you shut us up just because you dont agree with us!? Who made you god and told us what we had to do anyway! This website has got to be the most fascist naziast place ive ever been! The Juws will win someday and when the Arabs are gone and when the Juws and rightous gentils go up top you will be atr the bottom! I demand an explanation for why you are doing this to me and my boss and the Juws!

[Darksheare]

It was fun to slide backwards like that.
massively amusing.
Made everyone think I was cracked.

[Darkchylde]

Hello again... What was your tour of duty like?

[Dead Corpse]

I assume you've put on a pound or two since then? It has been what, 21 years? ;-)

I love shooting the big guns. Still looking for an opportunity to cap off a few from a .50BMG bolt gun or a 20MM Lahti. No other feeling like it.

[Darksheare]

Our elder brother is..
It's a miracle he lives still.
He's the guy who whizzed on an electric fence and yet has four kids.
We're certain he's a changeling.

[Just Dan]

insane.... I cant realy explain it.

Basically, you live in a state of vulnerability, you become hypervigilant to stay alive.

but there are things greater than any one of us.. so It was definitely worth it. Especially when someone says thanks.

[Stag]

Hey...Mythbusters proved that current can't travel up a urine stream

[Dead Corpse]

Last name is Pickman is it? Artist chap? Good at painting faces?

[Dead Corpse]

Add mine to that. Sorry we didn't get 'em the first time.

MAG-31/MALS-31 USMC Airwing. '88-'94.

[Darksheare]

I weighed in at 80 pounds tops when I was 8.
*chuckle*
And I was standing on nice uniform pea gravel when I fired off the mossberg.

I loved firing the M119A1 105mm howitzer, THAT was addictive.
However.. the largest handheld weapon I fired off was the M-60.
Never got to fire the .50 cal. (I know, emplaced, not handheld.. but still.)

[Dead Corpse]

Depends on how you complete the circuit. I've seen it happen to cows.

[Darksheare]

They don't know my brother.
(And he really was directly on top of the fence.)
Besides, I distinctly remember a homeless guy in NYC circa 1989 electrocuting himself in just that fashion.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
No, he's pretty good at getting himself hurt.
He seems to have an affinity for electrocution.

[Stag]

Yeah I remember that -- peeing on the third rail right?

That was the myth they referenced. I am not saying it can;t happen and I would never tempt fate, but they were pretty thorough about the testing.

[Dead Corpse]

Never been around a field peace like that when it goes off. That has gotta feel odd.

Largest pistol was the DEagle .50AE. Makes me wanna try out a .500 S&W. Largest rifle was a Winchester 70 chambers in .458 WinMag. Big enough to leave bruises. .50BMG and some of the Nitro Express calibers are an order of magnitude over and above that supposedly.

(/gluttony for punishment)

[Dead Corpse]

I thought the NYC guy was a Third Rail type thing?

[Darkchylde]

Well, you came back in one piece. That's
ALWAYS something to be appreciated.
I hate how the news portrays the situation
over there. They make it sound as if the
soldiers don't want to be there & the Iraqi's
don't want us there. The news stories here
are completely different. There are many
people (especially on FR) that are thankful
to & for our soldiers.

[Dead Corpse]

They've gotten a couple of them wrong. Like the plywood/construction worker kite thing. Just falling is one thing, but lift only requires moving air. A good 30-40MPH gust would generate a lot of lift with a 4x8 sheet of plywood.

[Just Dan]

Well that's good..

I find it hard to understand what happened while I was gone. I still keep tabs on whats going on even though Im out now, because many of my friends are going back.

But its definitely worth it..

[Darksheare]

Sometimes the urine stream doesn't break into droplets, even out to two foot.
That's when the danger of shocking experiences is greatest.
My brother was less than a foot from the electric fence.
I said, "Don't go there man, that's an electric fence."
He said, "No it isn't-AIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"
He never believes me.
I STILL bust on him about it.

[Darksheare]

NYC was the third rail type thing.
1989 it was winter and a guy did roast himself like that.
But I don't have the article clipping anymore.
I made sure I cut it out and gave it to my brother.