why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

2,061 posted on 07/02/2004 3:07:11 PM PDT by OSHA (I keep pitchin' 'em and he keeps missin' 'em....~Foghorn Leghorn)

To: Conspiracy Guy

I'm outta here, too.

Lord of Lavrenti is dawdling about his chores.

2,062 posted on 07/02/2004 3:12:46 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)

WEll it's been shot, stabbed, staked thru the heart, had hildabeast tracks on it, awful poetry posted and has been generally otherwise abused. But through it all, it was a good thread. It aimed high (and hosed down the wall behind the toilet). It stuck it out until the last shred of flesh was ripped from the carcass of the troll. Now it's bones lay bleaching in the CRT rays of hyperspace.

Goodbye old friend! ****Sniff****

And besides that it's FRIDAY on the 4th of July weekend!

YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA I'm outta here!

2,063 posted on 07/02/2004 3:19:43 PM PDT by OSHA (I keep pitchin' 'em and he keeps missin' 'em....~Foghorn Leghorn)

To: Vigilantcitizen

LE is a good flirt. She's got those bedroom eyes and more teeth than a redneck girls cheerleading squad. Be careful she can lure you into trouble.

BTW we had Freeper Robert A Cook PE and his much better half at our wedding. If you have a ceremony, invite us. We will attend.

2,064 posted on 07/02/2004 4:15:25 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Monthly donors make it happen. Become a happening Freeper today!)

To: lavrenti; The Scourge of Yazid

Lavrenti has returned to short sheet your bed, paper your lawn, flip all the drawers in your desk upside down, and glue selected kitchen appliances with Krazy Glue.

By papering his lawn, do you mean TP'ing it? That used to be a favorite thing to do once a year back in college. Never got to do the cow-tipping though... :)

2,065 posted on 07/02/2004 4:16:23 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

To: OSHA; The Scourge of Yazid

Where is the Scourge.

2,066 posted on 07/02/2004 4:17:03 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Monthly donors make it happen. Become a happening Freeper today!)

Ya gotta stay awake boah or the fast ones go right by ya.

2,067 posted on 07/02/2004 4:18:21 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Monthly donors make it happen. Become a happening Freeper today!)

To: Conspiracy Guy

She's got those bedroom eyes and more teeth than a redneck girls cheerleading squad.

Bwaaaaaaahahaha!

BTW we had Freeper Robert A Cook PE and his much better half at our wedding. If you have a ceremony, invite us. We will attend.

Y'all will make the guestlist...no doubt.

2,068 posted on 07/02/2004 4:24:08 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen

To: PreviouslyA-Lurker; lavrenti; OSHA; Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl

THANOS:

THANOS DOES NOT ACCEPT PAYPAL! DARRRRRGGGGGH! AND HE IS DISPLEASED THAT YOU DID NOT ENJOY THANOS' VARIATION ON JEFF FOXWORTHY'S "YA' JUST MIGHT BE A REDNECK" ROUTINE. Thanos does not "behave." That just ain't Thanos' way, babe. Ommmmmm...

2,069 posted on 07/02/2004 4:24:36 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)

2,070 posted on 07/02/2004 4:25:55 PM PDT by Delta 21 (MKC USCG -ret)

To: NYC GOP Chick; Darksheare; Victoria Delsoul; Conspiracy Guy; Vigilantcitizen; GVgirl

Hey!

If you want to go a' cow-tipping, ya' have travel upstate.

As far as I know, there aren't any prime cow-tipping candidates lying within the limits of the City's 5 boroughs.

Though, I could be wrong.

I've heard that there are feral wolves lurking around The Bronx; so anything's possible, I suppose.

2,071 posted on 07/02/2004 4:29:17 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)

2,072 posted on 07/02/2004 4:31:27 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

To: The Scourge of Yazid; NYC GOP Chick

As far as I know, there aren't any prime cow-tipping candidates lying within the limits of the City's 5 boroughs.

Perky Katie?

Hitlery?

2,073 posted on 07/02/2004 4:31:45 PM PDT by Vigilantcitizen

Hey, as long as it keeps you off the streets... ;)

2,074 posted on 07/02/2004 4:36:34 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Scourge of Yazid:

I am right here, o filthy apostate! Just because I feel the need to step away from my computer and enact a just fiqh or issue a few fire-breathing fatwahs from time to time, does not mean that I am not watching. Because I am watching. SCOURGE IS ALWAYS WATCHING, KAFIR!!!

BEWARE THE BLACK TURBAN YAZID!

-good times, G.J.P. (Jr.)

2,075 posted on 07/02/2004 4:37:17 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl

Big Bro always writes the best pomes -- and lyrics!

Happy Fourth to you and the Lovely Laura Earl. :)

2,076 posted on 07/02/2004 4:39:02 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

To: Vigilantcitizen; The Scourge of Yazid

Actually, it was in western Taxachusetts. A bit of farm country in the general surrounding area.

2,077 posted on 07/02/2004 4:41:49 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! -- RIP, President Reagan)

To: NYC GOP Chick; cyborg; lawgirl

Dis doesn't happen to be one a' dem hoity-toity, teeny-tiny liberal arts schools dat just has chicks enrolled in it, does it?

'Cause I knew a couple a' folks dat went ta dem.

2,078 posted on 07/02/2004 4:46:24 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)

To: lavrenti; Fedora; Slings and Arrows

Whassup?(!)

No new entrants into this competition right heaya???

Yeh, I thought so!

2,079 posted on 07/02/2004 4:59:27 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid ("Sanity is a madness put to good use." (Santayana.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

Ha! I have returned briefly to slap you around again with the Iron Glove of Lord Lavrenti! Bow down to thy True Master, ye Squeegie Guy of Ya-choo!

How dare ye invoke the name of Jeff Foxworthy. Lord Lavrenti came from land so Redneck, after a rainstorm the young Lord once discerned tailfins from buried remains of ancient chariots sticking out of the landfill upon which his wheeled childhood castle built of fiberglass and metal once resided.

Lord Lavrenti came from a land so Redneck, overweight men with long beards and decorated bodies would create magic potions that allowed a warrior to stay up for days on end. Unfortunately, the scent from these magicians' dens was quite stinky and Lord Lavrenti's mother was forced to move the family elsewhere.

2,080 posted on 07/02/2004 5:13:29 PM PDT by lavrenti (I'm not bad, just misunderstood.)

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