why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

To: Conspiracy Guy

You could be a service rep w/ BellSouth with your command of a vowel-less dialect. Sometimes vowels are necessary to make it fun, though, such as fu ck bl. (follow-up, check bill) This was one of my faves in the day.

11,441 posted on 08/07/2004 12:21:17 PM PDT by Laura Earl (Winner of the RKBA 10K. What's my secret? I exercise regularly, and take Trollitol every morning.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

11,442 posted on 08/07/2004 12:28:32 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (...)

11,443 posted on 08/07/2004 12:48:21 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

11,444 posted on 08/07/2004 12:48:53 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

11,445 posted on 08/07/2004 12:52:17 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (...)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

11,446 posted on 08/07/2004 12:54:49 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

11,447 posted on 08/07/2004 12:56:16 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (...)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Hmmm, let's see. . .here's the first Dylan song Kerry makes me think of--don't even have to change the lyrics much to make it apply:

You got a lotta nerve to say you were in Vietnam
When the country was down, you just stood there grinning

You got a lotta nerve to say you're the veterans' man
You just want to be on the side that's winning

You say Cambodia's seared into your memory, you know it's not like that
If you're so hurt, why then don't you show it

You say you lost your faith, but that's not where it's at
You had no faith to lose and you know it

I know the reason that you talk your smack
I've seen the crowd you're in with

Do you take me for such a fool to think I'd cast my vote
for one who flip-flops on what he don't believe to begin with

You see soldiers in a restaurant, you always act surprised
You say, "How are you?" "Good luck," but you don't mean it

When you know as well as me you'd rather the nation paralyzed
Why don't you just come out once and scream it

No, I do not feel that good when I see the lies that you embrace
If I was a master thief, perhaps I'd rob them

And now I know you're dissatisfied with your country and your place
Don't you understand, you're the one who's the problem

I wish that for just one time you could stand inside the soldiers' shoes
And just for that one moment they could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time, you could stand inside their shoes
You'd know what a drag it is to see you

11,448 posted on 08/07/2004 1:10:00 PM PDT by Fedora (Hey, hey, JFK/How many flips did you flop today?)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

11,449 posted on 08/07/2004 2:16:17 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; King Prout; scott0347; OSHA; timpad; Dead Corpse

11,450 posted on 08/07/2004 2:22:02 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (...)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

11,451 posted on 08/07/2004 2:28:55 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

It's perfect as it sits.

11,452 posted on 08/07/2004 2:42:25 PM PDT by Darksheare ("No Hamster Aspirators Here!" -Vote Dubya, he doesn't artificially aspirate hamsters.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; Laura Earl

May you not fall under the siren call of Amazonian warriors, or be waylaid by evil dark nymphs..

11,453 posted on 08/07/2004 2:44:00 PM PDT by Darksheare ("No Hamster Aspirators Here!" -Vote Dubya, he doesn't artificially aspirate hamsters.)

11,454 posted on 08/07/2004 2:50:17 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (...)

11,455 posted on 08/07/2004 2:56:45 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (...)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

What if it dangles by it's feet from the ceiling, batlike?

11,456 posted on 08/07/2004 3:06:47 PM PDT by Darksheare ("No Hamster Aspirators Here!" -Vote Dubya, he doesn't artificially aspirate hamsters.)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

11,457 posted on 08/07/2004 3:18:29 PM PDT by OSHA (Total Waste: Using your God given intelligence to reason Him out of existence.)

I escaped all the perils.

11,458 posted on 08/07/2004 3:52:59 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (They are where you least expect. Look around and you'll see them too.)

To: OSHA; bentfeather

Corona:

Astrolicious!

11,459 posted on 08/07/2004 3:56:32 PM PDT by The Scourge of Yazid (...)

To: The Scourge of Yazid

Well, you posted ellipses.

11,460 posted on 08/07/2004 3:59:12 PM PDT by OSHA (Total Waste: Using your God given intelligence to reason Him out of existence.)

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