Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 032

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 032

Dregs and Flakes

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[Darksheare]

Well, could be worse.
I didn't mention who it might be.

[Darksheare]

Soon, she noticed something odd.
Thoughts she hadn't had in years flitted through her head.
A strange voice screamed in the back of her head like an incessant clock.

And then she noticed the sign above the group of baggage handlers.
"The Hormone Driven Lands. Enter At Your Own Risk."

[andysandmikesmom]

I think shotguns are one of the few things one cannot buy on ebay...

[Darksheare]

True enough.
And missiles are supposedly verboten as well.

She suddenly noticed that her craving for chocolate had gone away.
She turned to flee when it happened.
"Hey cutie." she'd noticed a rather striking man walking through.
And such was life in the Hormone Driven Lands.

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Friday March 14th 2003

Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge
Units are feet
Friday 2003-03-14
Sunrise 6:38 AM EST, Sunset 6:35 PM EST
Moonset 4:03 AM EST, Moonrise 2:46 PM EST
Low Tide: 7:56 AM EST -0.21
High Tide: 3:16 PM EST 0.57
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[acnielsen guy]

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Curl up on a heating duct and enjoy.


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[grannie9]

Our little visitor.

Good morning all..

[acnielsen guy]

Fifteen dead and 70 injured in Italian 200 vehicle autopista pileup. Fog and excessive speed was the cause of the accident. A truck carrying hydrogen exploded and set fire to several cars whose passengers died in the conflagation.

[grannie9]

Wow.. I'm glad I don't drive on the autopista.. I know how fast you drive... Yikes..

[Kathleen]

You're a suck...

Excuse me?

{{crickets}}

Either you were having a supremely bad hair day yesterday or you clearly have me confused with someone else....

[lodwick]

Is it too early for a drink?

I've got to refresh the batteries in TWO vehicles today - What The French is up with that?

Have fun folks.

[grannie9]

Hey, this is a lively place today. ;) Everybody must be over at TOS...

Well.. Sundog is still on vaca, and I took a nice nap..

[grannie9]

So.... Whazzup?

[Kathleen]

Howdy there, Gran. You're looking particularly fine and in rare form this afternoon. ;-)

[grannie9]

Yes dear, I am in rare form..and getting rarer by the minute... ;)

And how are you this lovely day?

[Kathleen]

I am simply lovely today, thank you. ;-) And looking foward to the weekend...

[grannie9]

I'm looking forward to an hour and a half from now.. Cocktail hour.. ;)

A little drinky poo.. a little music.. maybe a dance.. joint.. magic 'shrooms.. Whatever.. yanowhatimean?

[Kathleen]

Shall I start the collection for your bail money now? ;-)

[grannie9]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm... maybe you should.. Just don't mess up the transfer..

[Kathleen]

Oh no, I seem to have forgotten the number of your offshore account. :-(