Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 030

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 030

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 32,204

[Sundog]

Love that place.

Probably all rebuilt since WWII.

Cheers.

[grannie9]

Hi Sundog.. I'm sick as a "dog" with my sore ear, but I'm just starting some Bamboo on my wall. WOW, is this fun...

I really love this stuff..

Am is in heaven or am I in Miami.. Who did that song??? ;)

[grannie9]

A little old lady told a friend of mine the other day that all she ever wanted to have in life was four animals. Overhearing this, a friend who has a large dog and a big heart for strays said,Oh really, what kind of animals do you want?

The little old lady replied, A mink on my back, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for all of it.

[habs4ever]

I guess all that booze finally waterlogged your ears!Is the pic Nuremberg, or Strasbourg?

Oh, I saw another real estate ad for North Hampton, and it was some Victorian pile that got sold for molto millions.Gosh, I didn't know a welfare town had so many millionaires ;-)

[habs4ever]

Animals have always avoided you, ain't that so?

[grannie9]

Do you suppose that's what I have in my ear bunkie, booze?

I don't know where it is in Germany.. Smooosh properties and find out.. I have other fish to fry...or paint..

Oh.. it's not North Hampton.. it's the ocean that brings big bucks. Of course I'm in North Hampton.. so there's another reason.. ;)

[grannie9]

There isn't much that draws breath, that doesn't avoid me..

Besides, I've used up all the good animals.. They don't make em like they used to..

[habs4ever]

So, it is the Fatherland? I bet the pic is Nuremberg, which is a fine old mediavel city with a penchant for staging big open air events with torches, klieg lights and lots of uniformed participants ;-)

Has the North Hampton Chamber of Commerce promoted your sideline enterprise and hailed it as the tourist draw it truly is?How do they ever manage when you leave town for Florida? I hope you have the biz in good handles..er, shackles..

What you have in your ear, cookie, is a slow leak....

[Sundog]

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him,
and as he sits the bartender comes over, and asks for
their order.

The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the
ostrich. "What's yours?"

"I'll have a beer, too" says the ostrich. The bartender
pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please,"
and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact
change for payment.

The next day, the man, and the ostrich come again, and
the man says I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says
"I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into
his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes a routine until, late one evening, the two
enter again. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well,
it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch"
says the man. "Same for me" says the ostrich.

"That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the
man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it
on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with
the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning
the attic and I found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a
Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish
was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put
my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will
always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people
would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll
always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!

"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls
Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with
the ostrich?"

The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with
long legs."

cheers.

[grannie9]

LOL LOL.. I think I'm my husbands short-legged ostrich..

Good one..

[grannie9]

It is HannMunden, Germany.. Good grief that's all I know.. Now drop it!!

It is cold Habs.. No traffic in the middle of winter.. Everyone, even the most important money-maker has to have a break and do nothing but relax..

Swim.. Boat.. Eat.. Drink.. like me.. Every darned day!!!! You dreamer.... ;)

[lodwick]

Catching up at a friend's dial-up...G*d help her! But it is better than nothing I'll admit...have a ball guys. JL

[Darksheare]

Women, children, and small animals avoid me.
I wouldn't know why....

[Darksheare]

I've scared everyone away.
And now I'm going doggo.
(Powering down to sleep...)

[grannie9]

Never fear.. I just got home from supper.. I caused havoc as usual..

Will check in tomorrow..

Good night all.. smoooooooooooch..

[grannie9]

Good night Loddy.. Sweet dreams..... ;)

[grannie9]

and good night Mr. Calabash, wherever you are..... ;)

[westmex]

Bump to the top......

......Westy.....

[acnielsen guy]

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