Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 030

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 030

Dregs and Flakes

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[grannie9]

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and
tells her father that they learned about the history
of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for
a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks,
"will God get mad at me for giving someon valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I
don't think God would get mad. Who do you want
to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden,"
her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, I thought
that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough
love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
people a little bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to
Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start
going all over the place to tell everyone how much he
loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter
with newfound pride. "Melissa, that's the most wonderful
thing I've ever heard."

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out
in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."

[Darksheare]

Umm... 7'4"???
I think that conversations would be held with her navel.. since that's about where my head would end up on her....
It's just been pointed out that I could also use her as an umbrella... just stand under her overhang.
Everyone sure she's not standing in a dollhouse???

[lodwick]

These photographs actually come from the web site Heather haven. Although Heather is quite tall and passes the 7-foot mark when she wears shoes with several-inch heels, she is 6'5½" in her stocking feet, well short of the record for the world's tallest woman. The photographs (except perhaps for the first one) are "real" in the sense that they have not been digitally manipulated, but they convey a false impression of Heather's true height because she is paired with people who are shorter than average (the man is 5'7" and the woman 5'1"), and she is posing in most of the photos atop several-inch heels.

Still quite a load.

Info courtesy Snopes via Google.

[grannie9]

Oh Loddy..you'd take the starch out of anyones knickers.. ;)
You and google..

[lodwick]

Is there anything under the sun that we can't find on algore's wonderful internet?

Today's a huge laundry day here. bbl

[Darksheare]

Hmm.. starched knickers..
Almost as useful as Sarah Kozer's instruments of fun...

[Sundog]

Loddie,

I went to a trade show (electronic design automation) and we had a large number of Japanese business men in attendance, and one of the perks the Japs have come to expect is easy access to brothels. One of the booths had as their gimic (and every booth has something besides the dog and pony show) a gorgeous, buxomous blond who stood 6'something too. Their gimic was to take whomever was next in line, seat him on the blond's lap, and she would carefully apply a henna tattoo to the person's arm after taking off his coat and shirt if need be.

You should have seen that line. You could tell what was on their minds and you could see where they wished they were.

Cheers.

[Kathleen]

Heather might be a star in the WNBA, if she could run up and down the court without knocking herself unconscious. ;-)

[Darksheare]

I knew a certain woman who liked cross country running, unfortunately she was well built and had to wear two sports bras just to keep everything from moving way too much.
Still hurt to run though, so she quit that sport as well as quit soccer.

God was my shoulder soaked from those tears.

[lodwick]

Ya gotta love those wacky Japanese...check this Soul Train dude

[Sundog]

Here is the path to a hoot!

Japanese English

Cheers

[Sundog]

Then one day, you find this on your ice cream wrapper:

Cheers

[habs4ever]

I think Heather ought to hike up her dress just so we know exactly what sex she is...I have my doubts, especially with that name ;-)

Just what sites are you trolling now that your bathroom has been painted over?

[acnielsen guy]

Sorry for the bad link ... Granny's Weird Links

[Kathleen]

Whenever I see Hitlery's face, smork comes out of my ears. ;-)

[Kathleen]

Too much of a good thing can be worse than not having enough. Both situations can be corrected with surgery. The trick is finding a balance without ending up looking like a cartoon character.

[Kathleen]

Hmmmm....now that you mention it, Heather does have that Brigitte Boisselier look. ;-)

[lodwick]

Thanks for the link surgery Captain.

Mike, with Vanna Whitewall in Peoria

This is the world's tallest woman, not Heather.

[Darksheare]

She didn't want to do reduction, though she did talk about it. At the time, she'd wanted children in the future. And reductive surgery like that can impair the function of milk production.
Cripes, I think I'm the only person she'd ever talked that line of thought over with. But she decided to quit the sports instead. To take up photography, bicycling, and hiking.

[Darksheare]

"Honey Dipper Dan"?
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