Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 030

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[Sundog]

You are good to find that pic!!!

We hung around those rocks for hours, letting the girls scramble up and down the piles, while we sat way in the back of an arroyo with our books, hot choc / bread / treats, and let the world go away.

If you want to get your dander up, Grannie, here is a post on another thread you might be interested in:

Honor Guard Dismissed for Religious Comment

Cheers.

[Darksheare]

I know I'd have fun with 40 acres..
..40 acres to chase..errr.. run around in. Yeah.. that's it. That's the ticket...

[Kathleen]

Oooooh no you don't. There's no way I'm running 40 acres with you behind me. In this case, I'd need something, preferably jet-propelled, for my escape. ;-)

[grannie9]

Good whatever it is, all.. Afternoon I guess.

I will keep working on my Invisible Bubble Bath Kath.. So you can outrun that Dark,demented, devious,dangerous demon..

Hang in there.. Forty acres and a mule doesn't come easy.. ;)

[grannie9]

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky
all his
life, an old codger decided it was time to visit
the big city.

In one of
the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it.
Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about
that!
Here's a picture of my daddy."


He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he
remembered
his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he
hung it in the barn, and
every morning before leaving for the fields, he
would go there and look
at it.

Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips
to the
barn.
One day after her husband left, she
searched the barn and found
the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she
fumed, "So that's the ugly
bitch he's runnin' around with."

[Darksheare]

I didn't say running the WHOLE 40 acres.
'Course, with 40 acres, I wouldn't have tan lines......

Gotta give this some serious thought....

[Kathleen]

LOL...good one, Gran. :-)

[Kathleen]

If Gran perfects the recipe for her invisible bubble bath, YOU could be the one in trouble here, Darks. ;-)

[habs4ever]

You sure got one sophisticated family, Garnie..them cousins of yours are from the smart side of the clan!

[Darksheare]

Just as long as no incriminating photos show up.
Wouldn't want to mess up my work on ultimately having no tan lines.

[grannie9]

Sorry Habs.. they aren't related to my side.. they're related to Al's... I haven't any people in the south.. ;)

[Darksheare]

Weird Al Yankovic:

AQUARIUS!
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes
to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-
Mole 17 hours a day

PISCES!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what
those idiots at work say

ARIES!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find
that 40-pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a
hickey to Meryl Streep

TAURUS!
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna
do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch
of stuff and then go back to sleep

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

GEMINI!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your
explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble your fiance
hurls a javelin through your chest

CANCER!
The position of Jupiter says that you should spend the
rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while
taking your driver's test

LEO!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and
staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it
down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

VIRGO!
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent -
except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with
your head impaled upon a stick

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets
and the stars could have a special deep significance or
meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let
me give you my assurance that these forecasts and
predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented
evidence, so you would have to be some kind of
moron not to realize that every single one of them is
absolutely true.

Where was I?

LIBRA!
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone
much more talented than you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that
when your appendix bursts next week

SCORPIO!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall
screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your
low self esteem, you stupid freak

SAGITTARIUS!
All your friends are laughing behind your back...
kill them
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine
you've got hanging in your den

CAPRICORN!
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful
person... but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never
never never never never leave my house again

That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today
That's your horoscope for today



Just for some amusement..... While I scare up some people.

[Darksheare]

All my family is from up north.
With a few transplanted to the south.

I seem to have scared everyone off again.
Think I'll go work on my iceburn in the windblast outside then.
*Oh yes they call him the streak...*

[Sundog]

All my family is from up north.
With a few transplanted to the south.

I seem to have scared everyone off again.
Think I'll go work on my iceburn in the windblast outside then.
*Oh yes they call him the streak...*

334 posted on 01/22/2003 1:07 PM MST by DarthVader (This tagline has been deleted by the Americans for Social Septicemia, "I got burning, in my soul!")
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To: grannie9
Hi Grannie,

Just took a break from working to see what was going on,

Looks like a pretty busy day for posts.

Cheers.

[grannie9]

Well.. I guess some of it is my fault.. I've been busy cooking and baking today..and haven't posted too much..

I will try to do better tomorrow..but I'm not like some, that can carry on a conversation by myself.. ;)

No Darks.. I'm not referring to you..;)

[Sundog]

Thanks for your e-mail.

I look forward to your picture tomorrow, contacted a fellow who runs an aurora watching B&B north of Fairbanks Alaska. He got his picture in SpaceWeather.com.

Looks like a nice summer vacation destination though the watching is better in winter. Has a heated aurora room with a glass ceiling.

Cheers.

[grannie9]

Oh.. how nice.. I used to love to see the Aurora's up in the northern part of NH where we had a cabin.. We used to lay on the warm hot-top road in the middle of the night and watch all the flashing colors..and we weren't on LSD.. lol..

I never heard of a heated aurora room.. Isn't that something..?

G'night ..see you tomorrow..

[Kathleen]

but I'm not like some, that can carry on a conversation by myself.. ;)

Me, either. ;-)

[grannie9]

LOL... smoooooooooooch back..;)

[Darksheare]

DarthVader?!


Just wait till my cloven hoofed feet get off of my comfortable hoofrest and.. and...
Ah heck, I'm just not motivated enough tonight.

Had to battle my car's stereo today.
Think I'll just shoot it later.