Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 027

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 027

Dregs and Flakes

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[lodwick]

Good grief guys - don't get taken down by MissMaytag for crying out loud.

You're better than that - I thought. ;-)

[grannie9]

Yes.. I know of the Thermawraps. My daughter used a couple not long ago. She loved them.

Al is heating up the spa. I will get in that for a while. I'll take two aspirins and hope for the best. The problem is...some things should have ice. Well.. the hell with it, I'll try the heat and jets..

Nooooo.. the dishwasher was behaving well.. It was even doing what I've been telling it to lately.. I popped all the screws out of the right hand side of the door. Al will take it off tomorrow and we'll hope for the best..

Where did you run into the wheelbarrow.. in someone's yard at night? ;)

[grannie9]

Gran's hurtin Lod..

[Darksheare]

I overloaded it with number twelve gravel fill that was soaked, so it weighed at least three times my weight.
I weigh in at 110.
The wheelbarrow hit a small hole in the ground where it's wheel stayed stuck, then it started tipping over. I couldn't get out of it's way fast enough. I flew.

*Sings "I am superman" by REM*

[Darksheare]

I must apologise. I did something wacky and she wasn't paying attention. She turned around and the dishwasher attacked her for her wallet.

She beat it down though, took it's door off. She's tough, she'll heal up.

[habs4ever]

hey, there, ya big 'ole sea bass, you had too many hooks in your mouth? That what ails you? I hope Al gives up the sofa for you.He can snore in any chair ;-)So, how's the diet coming along? lol

[habs4ever]

Is that chicken fried steak in 892? Ot just a chicken?;-)

[lodwick]

Well dammit all to hell - I wish I could wave my magic wand and make it all better for ya Gran!

Isn't aging lovely?

Get, and be well sweetie.

[Darksheare]

Yes. Aging is wonderful. You get to see your doc more than your kids...
Things don't work as well as you remember them working...
Where are my darn glasses...
And other such stuff.
Hopefully, I get to take my flight out of here before I end up 125 years old, senile, and chasing the nurses.

[grannie9]

Just got out of the hot tub, only it wasn't hot. I let it beat me half to death tho, and now I'll take some Aspirin and crawl into bed.

Thanks for the good thoughts, all of you.. I'm sure I'll be fine in the morning. A few scratches, bruises and swellings, but I didn't break a hip or anything else.. Just the dishwasher....sigh.. ;(

Night chickens.. smoooooooooooch

[habs4ever]

Do you have an ice pack? It could come in handy if Al attempts to seduce you are you aren't in the mood ;-)Get well, and remember, don't be bashful about calling the fire dept tomorrow morn for them jaws of life ;-)

[Darksheare]

G'night.
Heal well.

[acnielsen guy]

Omg Gran! You really seem to have hurt yourself ripping the screws from the dishwasher door. Tomorrow you will find out the full extent of the damage. I hope everything will be ok. You twisted your left ankle, wrecked your left hip and hurt both wrists. I am trying to figure out which part of you I can kiss to make it all more better. :)

Look after yourself gran.

[acnielsen guy]

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Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge Units are feet
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[acnielsen guy]

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[grannie9]

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[Kathleen]

Goodness gracious Gran, are you okay? Take it easy today and take care of yourself!

[grannie9]

Smoooch, I'm fine chicken.. Just some bruises and welts, and am just getting ready to pull a Lemon Cake out of the oven.

Al's out on his bike. I told him not to fall. (just in case, dontchano?)

[habs4ever]

You haven't slowed down one bit.If you can bake a cake before 10am, then a busted hip is nothin'!

[grannie9]

I'll work the rest out shopping for a stereo and Christmas CD's. Just bruises and a nasty scrape. My left wrist is not doing too good typing tho. It's giving out on me..and my ankle is still a little tender.

Will hope for some sun, and another trip in the spa today..

I"ll just eat, and drink later, and be happy. Cheers and Salud.. ;) smoooooch