Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 027

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 027

Dregs and Flakes

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[westmex]

Goodnight one and all.....

.......Westy....

[acnielsen guy]

Captain's Log Wednesday December 11th 2002

Caloosahatchee River: Cape Coral Bridge Units are feet
Wednesday 2002-12-11 First Quarter Moon
Sunrise 7:05 AM EST, Sunset 5:36 PM EST
Moonrise 12:57 PM EST, Moonset 12:47 AM EST
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High Tide: 7:28 AM EST 0.73
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High Tide: 10:16 PM EST 0.64

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[acnielsen guy]

Granny's Chimney Korner

PentaLawn 2000!

It's fire proof!
It's skid proof!
It even repels plane debris!
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[grannie9]

Gran's Pic of the Day

[lodwick]

Dang & good grief Captain - I finally just burst out laughing by the time I got to Rummy. Thanks.

[lodwick]

Are y'all enjoying some nice fried egg and bacon sandwiches today?

Love those jumbo brown eggies.

[lodwick]

[Sundog]

Are you trying out the Macro feature of your camera?

Cheers.

p.s. Lodwick, I don't see your picture.

[lodwick]

Well rats.

[grannie9]

Did you lose something Loddy?

;)

[Sundog]

It is a picture which the server only brings out when someone has accessed the parent page.

Since I looked at it, it will be back for a few minutes if you refresh in FR.

[lodwick]

Bite this

;-)

[Darksheare]

I always have a complex. "Napoleon" complex, the "Glasses" complex, the "Short dark & scary guy" complex, "Middle child" complex, "Oppressive dictator" complex..

Wait.. scratch that last one.

I'm afraid so, Neets. *Antihistamine tablet popping dude on a caffiene high*

[Darksheare]

I've been left unsupervised! I can run AMOK!
HA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hhhaaaaaaaaah HAAAhhah!
*Security cam catches image of walls being covered in oozing paint ala the 'get out' scene in a certain horror film*

[grannie9]

It is almost time to feed the animals.. Please be patient and I'll be back with your bone.

I"m sure it's the dsl line. The freedom does bad things to some people. Keep kool, fool.. and stop tugging at your leash..;)

[Darksheare]

*Jumps up and down frantically while foaming at mouth*
Bloog! Ack! Garg! Mook! Bleaorgh! Bleorch! Blabble SPPPlPPPTH!
*Spins like Taz* *Counts fingers*

[grannie9]

Omg.. You'll have to find someone else to feed you tonight.. I just fell... tripped over the door of the open dishwasher. (didn't see it on the white tile floors with my bifocals) Almost ripped the door off the new dishwasher, boo hoo.. (hope it can be fixed) Twisted my left ankle, all swollen, wrecked my left hip, all scratched and bruised, and hurt both wrists catching myself. What a damned fool.

I swear I'm going to get contacts or have laser surgery. I've had it with glasses..

If I can type tomorrow when things start stiffening up..I'll check in.. ;) ;(

Maybe the cat will share her dinner...

[Darksheare]

Geeze. You okay? Nothing broken on you? Did you get the darn dishwasher back for nailing you? Did you get a good high score in it's defeat?

Laser surg usually works, though your eyes end up acting wierd for a day or so. Then you can see.
I'm stuck with glasses.
Well, until you check in later tomorrow- take care and get looked at. I'll pray you didn't break anything.

[grannie9]

I'll live.. Good thing I hit that dishwasher door, otherwise I would have hit the tile floor hard.. I"m afraid I"m going to be hurtin for certin tomorrow tho. From my shoulder to my ankle.

I'm in laser surgery country. I really should check it out. I only need closeup Walmart glasses, otherwise I have 20/20, but I do need to wear the darn things for anything closer than 8 feet.. What a pain.. Omg.. riiiight.. Will take some aspirin before I go to bed.. ;)

I hope I didn't defeat the dishwasher... Only had it a couple weeks..

[Darksheare]

I'm near-sighted in a way that excludes me from being able to do the lightbeam thing.

Got ace bandages and thermacare wraps? They work rather well, I know because a month back I screwed my back up by being flipped over by a wheel barrow. Nailed me good. So I used a Thermacare wrap on my back for two days.

I recommend it.
And the dishwasher probably deserved it.