Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 027

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 027

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 29,073

[grannie9]

Tryin to keep you alive...you "Old Poop." ;)

You know an Apple a Day keeps the Dr. away... Hey, maybe you do need smarts too..?

Or..do you think it could be the apple the "Witch" offered Snow White? Hmmmmm????????

How's the weather down that way? It's chilly here.. Brrrrrr...

[acnielsen guy]

Hey Moose! Check this lady out. She fits the profile of the wicked witch.

[acnielsen guy]

I know I am prettier than you gran but you don´t have to go that far - just break the mirror.

Snowjob Neilsen

[grannie9]

Who, Moi???

[grannie9]

Unfortunately, you're probably right..and that means I really hate you.. and will force feed you that apple.. Now....open wide honeychile.. Goood little bad-ass......

[acnielsen guy]

Love it gran - that was taken some years ago do you have an upto date one?

[acnielsen guy]

Ah well! Whom the gods love die young.

[grannie9]

That is an up to date one you old fool..and it's my good side too.

DON'T get on my bad side..... (that's a warning)

[acnielsen guy]

Sorry Miss Witch ma´am it won´t happen again, promise.

[grannie9]

Have you ever been up close to a bug zapper? They make a horrible frying sound when something big gets caught in it.. Smarts really, really bad.. I hear..

[grannie9]

Good.. now shut-up you face and take a bite of the nice red apple... Who knows where it will take you?????? Hmmmmm?

I hate men that can't take chances... S'matter, you don't like Iraq?

[acnielsen guy]

It is not that I don´t like Iraq but I heard tell that some witches can shrivel you up -ifyouknowwaddimean.

[acnielsen guy]

I think that is what happened to habs when he crossed you.

[grannie9]

Is that riiiiiiiiiiiight!!! Moi???? Never on your life, little man...

Now here's a nice bite for you.. I shined it allll up with my underskirt.. Never mind the leach, you can bite the other side quite well... Doesn't that look goooood?...he he he..

[acnielsen guy]

anything looks good after................stutter mumble

[grannie9]

After what dearie? Have you been peeking? Naughty boy..

Now leave my skirt alone, have your bite, and say Bye-Bye..

[grannie9]

OH OH.. I think I really did it this time.. He's gone.. Hope he has a niiiiiice trip... he he he...

TA TA..Old Sport... ;)

[grannie9]

Now.... where did I send him..in case anyone cares or asks... Hmmmmmm....

Too bad he went luggage... Oh well.. he needs to diet...

[acnielsen guy]

Croak, Croak! They make frogs fly in the cargo hold.

[grannie9]

Ahhh.. there you are... No, dearie.. "I" make frogs fly in the cargo hold... NEVER forget that..

Y'all write now, heah?...;)