Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 027

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 027

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 29,073

[grannie9]

That link, all of it, is quite good and really funny. I needed threrapy...;) Just a tad. lol

[grannie9]

You noticed that did you?

You are a very discerning person Kathy.. Not too good at bending into ovens, but you have your finer points.. ;)

[grannie9]

Boo Hoo.. I need more balls.

My Christmas Tree is almost bare... Al says we have no storage for balls etc.

I feel like a squirrel, with no where to store my nuts.....

All those pretty bangles, and no where to put them.. sighhhh....

[grannie9]

I think I should take a nap now.;)

[Kathleen]

Thank you. Not everyone is appreciative of my unique charm, you know..lol ;-)

[Kathleen]

Boo Hoo.. I need more balls.

Hmmm...maybe you should consult Santa about this..;-)

[Darksheare]

That could be a euphemism for..
...uh.. nevermind.

I know a great fix for aching backs...
...I'd better not say it.

Anyone up for a brain eraser?

[Darksheare]

MORE balls?
Ummm... we need to go to the barn to discuss this.....
*Chuckle*
We'd better behave or we'll be sent to the corner.

[grannie9]

Santa already told me that I'm not getting anything for Christmas this year.

Unfortunately I didn't use what he gave me last year.

It was a cemetary plot...........

[grannie9]

Or in your case... the edge of the Universe, which would suit you just fine..

Omg, what if I'm sent there with you???????? 8-/

[Darksheare]

Start our own empire!
Open "The Restaraunt at the End of the Universe"? (Douglas Adams book and sequel to 'The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy')

Or we coould just be ourselves?

[Kathleen]

I'm not so sure you've been such a good girl these days..maybe Santa will finally bring you a leg and some teef this year?

[grannie9]

Or we coould just be ourselves?

I could, but what would you be?

Noooooooooooooooooo.. don't tell me.. I want to sleep tonight.... (+) ;)

[Kathleen]

Start our own empire!

Now there's a plan...;-)

[Sundog]

Cheer up Grannie (and get your nap).

You are no thief, you are a researcher and a publisher.

You are an assistant explorer for the world wide web.

You are a senior academic who has qualifications in online research.

The fruits your labor are not being offered for sale.

I don't see your collections up for sale at e-bay.

People in China might be imprisoned or executed for using Google, but not you or me.

Do you want to see what is really going on?

(Don't tell anyone what I did, OK?)

I went to google and typed in "grannie9" and did a search.

p.s. Because I don't want Google tracking me, I use: Google Proxy

Cheers.

pps. TubCat

[grannie9]

I don't need my teef anymore...

I never eat.8-(

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)

I've never had a decent leg to stand on, so why bother with my other leg...... sighhhhhhhhhhhh

Ho hum, might as well eat worms/slugs.....or fish.....

[Darksheare]

Yeah.... our own empire. (Famous quote before doing something bad: "I know a bad idea when I see one. And THIS is a bad idea.")

If you're you, then I'll be I.

But If we have an empire, then we need a "Minister of Tourism" who randomly selects some poor bloke and sends them on a vacation to some random spot for amusement.

[Darksheare]

Pancakes and omlettes.
Don't forget those!

[grannie9]

I love Tubbycat..but that wasn't a very thorough list of all my shenanigans that came up on google..

My goodness, that's what you call a short-list.. ;)

My record is longer than Darksheares poetry.. Well..maybe not that long..... At least his seems to be longer sometimes... lol...

You're right Dog.. I'm a goooood girl.... heh, heh, heh.....

[grannie9]

Pancakes are fine.. but I will have to watch what's in the Omlettes..

I probably should leave out the peppers, and onions.....and bacon and ham, and tomatoes and zucchini.. and... Ok.. I'll have cheese and eggs...