Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 027

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 027

Dregs and Flakes

Posts since 1/29/02 29,073

[Kathleen]

You have to be careful when you bend over in that oven to check the Turkey. You are vulnerable to all kinds of hazards..

Hmmmm...maybe I can file a workers comp claim? ;-)

[grannie9]

I don't know Kath.. How well do you really know the boss? Besides, it happened at home, unless the Boss happened to be involved in any way???????

[Kathleen]

I happen to be very familiar with the boss. ;-) Due to the *ahem* close nature of our relationship, I can prolly claim mitigating circumstances..lol

[grannie9]

Yesssssssssss, maybe you could at that.. By the way, did the turkey die? Ifyanowhatimean?

Oh no..never mind.. it's been so long. I was thinking of a rabbit.. ;)

Hop, hop, and a gamble, gamble...

[grannie9]

Or is that... gambol, gambol..? Yeah, I think that's the ticket!!

[grannie9]

Rabbits should never gamble.. they might lose more than a foot..

[Kathleen]

It's gamble, gamble only if you're on a bus heading for Atlantic City. ;-)

[Sundog]

Hi Grannie,

You have got a contender for winner in a photo contest with that one.

cheers.

[Kathleen]

Your pic today IS awesome, btw. I was so busy contemplating my workers comp injuries, I completely forgot to mention it. ;-)

[Darksheare]

"Rabbit's a man who has no voice.." -Jewel

"Rabbit, where'd ya put the keys, girl?" -Tori Amos 'Cornflake Girl'

[lodwick]

As for those fanatics accusing you of evil, remember that when the hypocrites brought to their own savior, an adulterous woman, and asked what should be done to her, he simply replied, “Let him that is without sin, cast the first stone”. Then he proceeded to write their sins on the ground.

She was left there standing with him alone, and he looked her in the eyes and said that he wouldn’t be judging her either.

Of course, I’m sure that the answer would have been justifiably different if she’d had drowned her kids, as opposed to having an early abortion.

A very different way to present pro-life values - the christmas tree fetuses were a bit disconcerting this early in the day however. Thanks again for this thread.

[grannie9]

Ahhhhh,..just the spoils of tiefery dear chaps.. I should take a pic that good.;)

My name should be Gran-d theft Garn.. Who knows what might be next in my life of debauchery..;)

[Kathleen]

You keep this stuff up, next thing you know Gran and I might start doing the Bunny Hop. ;-)

[Kathleen]

Who knows what might be next in my life of debauchery..;)

Now there's some series food for thought..lol ;-)

[grannie9]

I prefer the Watusi.. ;) Of course it's almost as old, but I like the movements better...and you can use a bow and arrow..

[Darksheare]

Well... that would be a show to watch. *Innocent look/ evil grin*

[Kathleen]

Uh-oh. Gran has more ideas involving bows and arrows now...oy my aching back...lol ;-)

[acnielsen guy]

I did not have time this morning to read it all but if you continue on there is the Afrocrist. Then, you can take the Test and the Cure. Great satire.

[grannie9]

Don't worry Darlink.. I'll practice in private.. ;) You know how shy I am.... Ahem...

[Kathleen]

Oh yeah, you're a regular shrinking violet...ROTFL...;-)