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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 027
OnlineNews ^ | 01/29/2002 | Unknown

Posted on 11/17/2002 1:12:50 AM PST by acnielsen guy

THREAD 027



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TOPICS: Astronomy; Chit/Chat; Dimensional Doorway; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: astronomy; chat; food; humor; misc; weird
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To: grannie9
Piglet reporting in...burritos were super. There's a west coast chain called La Salsa which is making it way across the country. All fresh, all cooked to order - all right.

BigFella heard correctly: Burning Man is a hedonist happening now. Folks from around the globe shaking their booties, and boobies, and more there.

Mrs.L just in from the ritual decoration of her mom's home, so I'll be off to construct her an industrial strength scotch&soda. bbl
1,061 posted on 12/14/2002 5:00:13 PM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Brain eraser! Brain Eraser! BRAAAAAAin EraseEEeeeer!
1,062 posted on 12/14/2002 5:03:16 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: Darksheare; grannie9; Al; All
Trying to stay fit at Burning Man

Or attract clients.


1,063 posted on 12/14/2002 5:11:27 PM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
*Snap* *Crackle* *Pop*
I'm still young!
1,064 posted on 12/14/2002 5:13:01 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: Darksheare
NOw, now.. calm yourself.. I just knew you weren't ready for the second chapter..

See? Always listen to Gran... Now, chin up.. and deal the cards..
1,065 posted on 12/14/2002 5:16:14 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Okay: bear, vice, dinner, ice, cola, women, rockets, apples.

1,066 posted on 12/14/2002 5:21:49 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: lodwick; Darksheare
What is she laying on, burning coals, or Muscle Shells?

What's all that red stuff on her foot? Hot sauce? Cocktail sauce for the Muscles? Blood from the burning coals?

Dark..... did you take notice of that? lolololololol... sighhhh..
1,067 posted on 12/14/2002 5:23:13 PM PST by grannie9
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To: Darksheare; grannie9

By Thomas Horn

For the past ten years earth-worshipping pagans have migrated from Canada, Brazil, Germany, Russia, and 25 other countries, to an isolated corner of Black Rock Desert in Nevada, where a four-day-long New Age techno-fest known as "The Burning Man" has been conducted.

Recent attendance at The Burning Man surpassed 15,000 wiccans, satanists, goddesses (white witches), nudists, (thank you G*d) and a consortium of other lost party-goers, who converged on the hot Nevada desert for a Labor Day weekend of "glorious Hell on earth."

The number of participants at the Burning Man gala has nearly doubled each year since 1986, and this year organizers hope to break an attendance of 30,000.

Starting on Saturday, March 25th, planning meetings and volunteer recruitment for Burning Man 2000 will be held in San Francisco. This year's Burning Man theme is The Body and will include a solar plexus of a gigantic horizontal figure, drawn on the playa. A laser outline of The Body will hover thirty feet overhead.

THE QUEST FOR HELL

The Burning Man is a no-holds-barred New Age "Woodstock" style festival, where neo-pagans, wiccans, transvestitie entertainers, and back-slidden Christians go to trance, perform rituals, burn sacrifices to pagan gods and goddesses, dance in the nude, engage in sex, (thank you G*d) and otherwise "express" themselves and become one with Gaia.

Attendees set up theme camps such as "Lost Vegas," "Motel 666," and "Crucifixion With a Celebrity" (where one can purchase a picture of a crucified obese Elvis). Hamburgers are sold by devil-worshippers at the McSatan cafe, and T-shirts are available that proudly proclaim, "Praise The Whore."

The Burning Man itself is a 40-foot-high effigy of the "Spirit Cave Man" (sacred to local Indians and New Agers) which is torched, together with just about everything else, at the close of the festivities.

George Otis Jr., president of The Sentinel Group (a Christian research agency), attended the Burning Man festival with a colleague. He wrote of the experience:

On Saturday night, the hell-themed [festival] reached its crescendo in the form of a drama....These people were literally celebrating the fact that one day they would enter hell. To simulate their journey, the camp’s center stage was transformed into the "Vestibule of Hell." The guest of honor was none other than "Papa Satan."....As the lecherous Papa Satan bowed in mock chains before a placard reading "Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved," a group called "Idiot Flesh," [supposedly Christians] dressed as hooded executioners, began to play a discordant dirge accompanied by flashing strobes. When the crowd started its torchlight procession toward the Gates of Hell and an eerie, sculpted castle called The City of Dis, I sensed an unmistakable chill in the air. Our march had been joined by unseen, malevolent guests....nudist and a moving sea of devil banners [also] moved around us....At the tri-tower City of Dis, our descent into the Inferno reached a demonic sanctuary....While massive loudspeakers pumped out a hellish bass tone accompanied by tormented screams....people dressed as demonic insects celebrated by copulating with other captured souls. It was a scene that looked as if it had been plucked from a horrific nightmare. Mesmerized by the evocative music, the performers began to chant, "Devil’s delight, fire tonight!" Wood piles inside the towers of Dis were ignited, causing orange flames to belch forth from the eyes and mouths of demonic gargoyles built onto the turrets. As the heat became more intense, the entourage danced around the towers. Satan had defeated the church.

lodwick: another view of a nice party.


1,068 posted on 12/14/2002 5:23:20 PM PST by lodwick
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To: Darksheare
Ahhhh.. dammit.. I should have known that you'd lose it.. You young people have no stamina..

Is there a Dr in the house???
1,069 posted on 12/14/2002 5:24:43 PM PST by grannie9
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To: lodwick
WOW!!!! Nice reporting there Lod.. Interesting for sure..
1,070 posted on 12/14/2002 5:28:35 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
#1063..
snap crackle pop....
1,071 posted on 12/14/2002 5:31:16 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: lodwick
I cannot go there. I would be banned for my almost unspeakably evil talent with fire. EVERYONE (excepting me) would stand back several thousand feet and the water bombers would be called in....
.....while I'm throwing more burnables on.
1,072 posted on 12/14/2002 5:34:18 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: grannie9
Hey.. I'm just counting the cards.
Four each.
1,073 posted on 12/14/2002 5:34:59 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: Darksheare
I probably should leave you now. I don't want to cause you more confusion.. If I"m not careful, you'll be heading for the kitchen cabinet with an odd set of tools, wondering why you're there.

It pains me to see a young man go down..

OK, I"ll let you win the card game, but you have to promise no more tricks with loose Ace's.. ok? One deck of cards, and never more Aces than Gran has..

Now, wipe the drool off your chin and give me a big smoooch good night.. there's a good boy..

Ta.....see ya tomorrow..if you're good.... ;)
1,074 posted on 12/14/2002 5:38:10 PM PST by grannie9
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To: Darksheare
You sound like my kids.. They looooove a good fire.. Thank goodness we always knew the fire chief..
1,075 posted on 12/14/2002 5:39:36 PM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9
Okay. I'll let you go then.

No more loose aces. *card flips to the floor*
1,076 posted on 12/14/2002 5:40:35 PM PST by Darksheare
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To: Darksheare
Ta again.. Poof.. I'm gone..

(am I ever.... )
1,077 posted on 12/14/2002 5:41:14 PM PST by grannie9
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To: Darksheare
Fire is good Darks - you know this instictively...it's in our nature to want to see things burn. Stop the denial and get out to Nevada for one of the best burns of all.

Your soul-mate may be there awaiting your conflagration.
1,078 posted on 12/14/2002 5:46:02 PM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
you left an "n" out somewhere...oh well.
1,079 posted on 12/14/2002 5:47:31 PM PST by lodwick
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To: lodwick
Yes, but when I make fire.. I make FIRE. It looks like the pillar of fire that led the Isrealites out of Egypt... or so I am told. I've never noticed, considering I'm usually within 5 foot of the flames dancing around and putting more wood on it.
1,080 posted on 12/14/2002 5:52:36 PM PST by Darksheare
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