Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 027

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 027

Dregs and Flakes

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[Kathleen]

Oh great. Something else to look forward to...lol.
;-)

[grannie9]

It must be their sonar.. or radar... or the hidden cameras they themselves have under their chins..

[Kathleen]

Well, hubby has to move the treadmill before we can get the tree in the house, and he's not up to that today. I don't feel like baking cookies, and the only thing I feel like decking is anyone who messes with me today...lol. ;-)

Thanks.

[grannie9]

I feel like eating cookies.. Does that count?

I gave thought of baking some cookies today too, but I made soup instead. I still have Lemon Jello Cake anyway, and Al would deck me if I made more goodies right now..

[acnielsen guy]

Loddy it is not a dildo thread - my link did not work but if you go to the main page of Granny´s Link you will find a link on the left hand side. Then go to the Beta link and see virtual shopping it is rather interesting.

[habs4ever]

Been a while since you've done some "decking"....Al must have had a good long nap!! LOL

Watch out for those killer cupboard doors!!

[grannie9]

It's the swingin doors that usually do me in.. Decking or necking, I'm always in the game.

Our next long nap will be a dirt one.. ;)

[Darksheare]

Periscopes!

Manatees are aquatic secret agents spying on us!

[Darksheare]

He walked into the kitchen, unaware that something was watching him. Stalking him. Salivating at the thought of rending flesh and sinew.
He calmly walked over to the sink, like a water buffalo to a water hole, and straight into the predator's line of attack. He heard a noise and turned towards it.

The cupboard jumped slightly, it's door ajar in anticipation.
Darn! It had been spotted! Man and cupboard surveyed each other at a short distance, ready to do battle. Various threat displays were paraded at the other in a show of pomp for the parade of death and destruction that was to come.
He was just about ready to reach for a weapon when...

"Honey? Are you done fixing the cupboards yet?" his wife asked. He sheepishly looked up from the instructions at her. The parts were still all over the floor.

[habs4ever]

I had heard you know about swinging! Doors, that is ;-)I know you are game, but you need a willing victim.How go the fainting spells at the supermarket?

[Darksheare]

Fainting spells are usually due to a sudden decrease in blood pressure.

Who's she seen that makes her blood pressure drop?

[lodwick]

Thanks Captain - back to the puter after reading all afternoon, for the first time in a long time. Cheers all.

[Kathleen]

Oh Darks, it's one of Gran's tricks, it has nothing to do with her blood pressure.

She hangs out at the supermarket, gets a hunk in her sights, then she "faints" for a little mouth to mouth resuscitation. Works like a charm every time. She's taught me everything I know. ;-)

[Darksheare]

I was thinking that if he was hot enough, she'd really faint.
Of course.. there ARE some nurses....
*Bad! BAD IDEA!* *Slaps self repeatedly*
];-)

[grannie9]

While you're all talking bad behind my back, I've been slaving away. My soup is finished.. I just now put the kitchen sink in it.. lol

Oh, by the way.. Have any of you heard who won the National Pop Warner Championship? The Cape Coral Hurricanes.. Isn't that great? The CApe Coral Cheerleading/danceteam came in second nationwide.

[grannie9]

The only reason you know that is because it's in the Book..

I'm so glad you're keeping up.. lol ;)

[grannie9]

That's for me to know and you to find out... If I told you, you would type and tell.. ;)

I knooooow you...

[Darksheare]

Actually, I might take some pointers.

[grannie9]

If you need pointers from this old lady, you're in deep doo-doo..

I think you'd better ask Kathleen.. She's a plaster caster, and closer to your age. I could get you into trouble only an old man would appreciate.. (and they are appreciative too.. )

[Darksheare]

I appreciate a good run for a door or a leap for life out a window.
Besides, gets the missus jealous for me to get pointers to try on her......
She hates it when I get all mushy and romantic with her.

Hit me! I need the excercise!