Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 9/06/02 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...

Smoker's Lounge

Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...

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[SeaDragon]

After 4 she's going to be dancing UNDER the tables.

Are you kidding? After 4 of them, she will be comatose............

[Just another Joe]

oh yes he is so incredibly put upon isn't he? ; )

Well, I don't hear him complaining any but I don't know if we would hear him or not.
You COULD have him tied and gagged just waiting for your return. heh heh

[xsmommy]

camle has not been around to administer the vat. that is why all the students came here!

[doubled]

"Paper view", Lord, another one.

Sure, I'd have another one.

[Just another Joe]

It's a bloody mary with some snappy tom mixer and a dash of jalepeno hot sauce.

[Just another Joe]

Another one it is.

[xsmommy]

shush. you do not need to advertize my low tolerance for alcohol.....

[Just another Joe]

i thought fridays were clothing optional, dancing on tables days?

Oh, THEY ARE, THEY ARE. (Tongue drooling all over my apron.)

[hobbes1]

After 4 she's going to be dancing UNDER the tables.

No No No, After three She's under the Table.

After Four She's under the Host....

Thats why WFTD has a 4 drink minimum for girls. ; )

[SeaDragon]

Oops! Sorry about that. Not to worry, I will keep an eye out for you.

:-)

[xsmommy]

i know you will, you always do ; )

[xsmommy]

i cannot recall the last time i had hard liquor. it must be several years ago now. i am a wuss.

[hobbes1]

No time like the present...

[xsmommy]

do you want the celery? i don't care for celery, but i like tomato juice.

[Just another Joe]

I gotta go to lunch now.
Be back after while.

[TheRightGuy]

snappy tom mixer and a dash of jalepeno hot sauce.

No wonder my eyes are watering. Must be tears of joy!

Gotta run.

au jus

[Argh]

It's Friday and this joint needs some livening up.

To the tune (roughly) of Dvorak's "Humoresque" (you should theoretically be able to listen to this about a third of the way down this page):

Was it you who did the pushin'
Put the stains upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Was it you, you sly woodpecker
Got into my girl Rebekker
If it was you'd better leave this town!

Yes, twas I who did the pushin'
Put the stains upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But ever since I had your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
Guess that makes us even all around.

[MeekOneGOP]

i am exceptionally sleepy and tired, can you recommend something that would perk me up?

.....maybe this?

Have a cup while you FReep !

[maxwell]

What alternative Badjoe's thread? Y'all fill me in here, I been aworkin' like a dog today... Fill me up too barkeep, yer a good man...

Well I have been duly CarolAThompson'ed. WHEW! That was good and invigorating. Think I'll go stick a broomstick up mah arse, take the edge off there. Ahhhhhhhhh... That woman is a smoking wonder to behold, I tell ya what.

[maxwell]

BWAAAAAHAHAHA... Most excellent, dude...

I been snortling over this one lately--

The men of Charlie Company had been in the field for two weeks when the Sarge announces, "I've got good news and bad news. First the good news. Today we're going to change our underwear."

The troops start cheering wildly.

"Now the bad news," continues the Sarge. "Smith, you change with Jones. Andrews, you change with Murphy..."