To the tune (roughly) of Dvorak's "Humoresque" (you should theoretically be able to listen to this about a third of the way down this page):
Was it you who did the pushin'
Put the stains upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down?
Was it you, you sly woodpecker
Got into my girl Rebekker
If it was you'd better leave this town!
Yes, twas I who did the pushin'
Put the stains upon the cushion
Footprints on the dashboard upside down.
But ever since I had your daughter
I've had trouble passing water
Guess that makes us even all around.