Posted on 03/13/2002 11:07:03 PM PST by acnielsen guy
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The lites are out early tonite...
The nite lite lit...
I'm bored, so I'm out of here....
Mañana who knows...
...Westy...
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Monday March 18th 2002 Saint Cyril's day |
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Dear Capt'n
I've emptied the slops, and wrung out the mops.
I've made the bed, and soaked my head...
So, what's in play, for our nice new day?
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
And the best, for last...
Turtles can breathe through their butts
Now you should take a few tips from our good gossip palo - exercise the dog, shoulder to the wheel, ear to the ground, nose to the grindstone, hand on the plough and sixty posts a day on DD. There's a wench that knows her duty. A little soft in the head with the voices and visions but hey, most wimmin are that a way.
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
Palo... this will take you to some new pics of UFO's captured by Nasa, that were never released... Interesting...
I just told you what I did all mornin.. and you want more?
The place I hung out in last night, was the Willin Wench...but..... there were more willin men, then wench's... Soooooo.. I drank a little more Grog than I should have... What's a woman to do, come back to ship and listen to a befuddled drunk, who keeps mumbling.... "wonder where Goody is?"
Now you tell me to act more like Palo.... Welllllll.... Goody, Goody...and as Neets would say.... Fehhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mighty White of you there Cap'n.....FEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Sister Slut, you just take the who priating day off, and let me take care the ungrateful Cap'n.
But on the other hand it is worth a try If'n you get my drift li'l darlin'
I am sorry, I think you have me mistaken for someone else...here is my latest self-portrait.
(be careful of the Capt'n tho...he's a one way kind of Chauv pig, if ya get me drift?)
Aye, lass that is always the case whenever I went there always too many of the wrong sort.
.... "wonder where Goody is?"
Now you know a good Capt'n always want to keep an eye on his crew and bail them out when they get in trouble ashore. Goody has been adrift these many days now and I am concerned for her welfare. I was relying on her to teach tatting to the wenches during the make and mend periods on board and keep them out of mischief.
Ok, ok I'll lift my feet you don't have to hit them with the broom.
Neets.. keep your eyes on these bloodshot eyeballs.. They see all, and know all... And when I'm a little under the weather, ahem, Willy Lump Lump takes over... Be afraid.. be very afraid....
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