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Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 002
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Posted on 03/13/2002 11:07:03 PM PST by acnielsen guy

THREAD 002






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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chat; humor; pirates; ufo
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To: palo verde;okimhere;grannie9;oneidam;christine11;oldbluebeemer;acnielsen guy;habs4ever;yall
3 hours and counting...
This is ridiculous...

The lites are out early tonite...
The nite lite lit...
I'm bored, so I'm out of here....
Mañana who knows...
...Westy...

801 posted on 03/17/2002 9:55:58 PM PST by westmex
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To: westmex
Gee, I didn't mean to kill the whole thread...
802 posted on 03/17/2002 9:58:37 PM PST by null and void
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To: null and void;yall

Scheherazade


Captain's Log
Monday March 18th 2002
Saint Cyril's day





Fort Myers, Caloosahatchee River, Florida

Sunrise 06:33 EST, Sunset 18:37 EST
Moonset 21:50 EST, Moonrise 09:16 EST
Low Tide: 0:40 EST -0.09
High Tide: 07:48 EST 0.10
Low Tide: 12:13 EST -0.00
High Tide: 17:42 EST 0.26

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803 posted on 03/17/2002 11:48:52 PM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy
Goooood Moooooornin Capt'n, can I lay this bucket down?

Dear Capt'n

I've emptied the slops, and wrung out the mops.
I've made the bed, and soaked my head...
So, what's in play, for our nice new day?

804 posted on 03/18/2002 1:14:51 AM PST by grannie9
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To: Y'all
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

And the best, for last...

Turtles can breathe through their butts

805 posted on 03/18/2002 1:46:12 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9;palo verde
G'morning my little flower. Sure you can rest awhile. Here!… Take a puff of my pipe. My, you had a rough night last night – I keep telling you those cheap grog shops will be the death of you. After an hour in that place… what is? The Willin' Wench or the King's Mistress Arms - never mind, you are no good for man nor beast.

Now you should take a few tips from our good gossip palo - exercise the dog, shoulder to the wheel, ear to the ground, nose to the grindstone, hand on the plough and sixty posts a day on DD. There's a wench that knows her duty. A little soft in the head with the voices and visions but hey, most wimmin are that a way.

806 posted on 03/18/2002 1:56:08 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: acnielsen guy;Y'all
  Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

  1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

  2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

  3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

  4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

  5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

  6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

  7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

  8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

  9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

  10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

  11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

  12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

  13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

807 posted on 03/18/2002 2:10:42 AM PST by grannie9
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To: Palo Verde;Y'all
http://www.rense.com/general21/nasas.htm

Palo... this will take you to some new pics of UFO's captured by Nasa, that were never released... Interesting...

808 posted on 03/18/2002 2:24:47 AM PST by grannie9
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To: acnielsen guy;GoodyBrown;Oneidam;Palo Verde
I think you .... are cruisin for a bruisin....

I just told you what I did all mornin.. and you want more?

The place I hung out in last night, was the Willin Wench...but..... there were more willin men, then wench's... Soooooo.. I drank a little more Grog than I should have... What's a woman to do, come back to ship and listen to a befuddled drunk, who keeps mumbling.... "wonder where Goody is?"

Now you tell me to act more like Palo.... Welllllll.... Goody, Goody...and as Neets would say.... Fehhhhhhhhhhhhh

809 posted on 03/18/2002 3:09:20 AM PST by grannie9
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To: acnielsen guy; grannie9
Sure you can rest awhile.

Mighty White of you there Cap'n.....FEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sister Slut, you just take the who priating day off, and let me take care the ungrateful Cap'n.

810 posted on 03/18/2002 3:17:33 AM PST by Neets
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To: grannie9;palo verde
Grannie's Link

UFO PHOTOS

811 posted on 03/18/2002 3:18:10 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: OneidaM
Now...... just wait one minute there, slut three in the makin... I'll decide whether or not I take the day off... With you around, I can almost garandamntee I'm hangin around... Don't you try and pull one over on me... I'm slut #1 for a reason... Been there, done that!!!
812 posted on 03/18/2002 3:26:32 AM PST by grannie9
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To: OneidaM
Oneida my pretty – My wench my be a little shy of a full load when she is in her cups but the idea of her sister slut looking after her Capt'n may not go down well with her.

But on the other hand it is worth a try – If'n you get my drift li'l darlin'

813 posted on 03/18/2002 3:29:33 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: grannie9
..slut three in the makin..

I am sorry, I think you have me mistaken for someone else...here is my latest self-portrait.


814 posted on 03/18/2002 3:33:07 AM PST by Neets
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To: null and void
Yessssss... Nully. But I know your bark is worse than your bite... So.. bark all you want, and maybe just a nibble?

(be careful of the Capt'n tho...he's a one way kind of Chauv pig, if ya get me drift?)

815 posted on 03/18/2002 3:37:31 AM PST by grannie9
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To: OneidaM
Oh, gag me with a set of phoney wings... Get a grip girl..there's no hardly here..... we know thee...
816 posted on 03/18/2002 3:39:29 AM PST by grannie9
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To: OneidaM
oh sorry.... FEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
817 posted on 03/18/2002 3:41:07 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9;GoodyBrown;palo verde
The place I hung out in last night, was the Willin Wench...but..... there were more willin men, then wench's

Aye, lass that is always the case whenever I went there – always too many of the wrong sort.

.... "wonder where Goody is?"

Now you know a good Capt'n always want to keep an eye on his crew and bail them out when they get in trouble ashore. Goody has been adrift these many days now and I am concerned for her welfare. I was relying on her to teach tatting to the wenches during the make and mend periods on board and keep them out of mischief.

Ok, ok I'll lift my feet you don't have to hit them with the broom.

818 posted on 03/18/2002 3:46:00 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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To: OneidaM

Neets.. keep your eyes on these bloodshot eyeballs.. They see all, and know all... And when I'm a little under the weather, ahem, Willy Lump Lump takes over... Be afraid.. be very afraid....

819 posted on 03/18/2002 3:53:20 AM PST by grannie9
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To: grannie9;OneidaM;palo verde
, Your Horoscope
March 18, 2002

Daily Overview

Crisis sweeps through and moves on. The Universe gives you permission to slow down and concentrate on what you love. The functional needs have been served. It's time to think about the content itself.

Hard-working Capricorns deserve a break! Indulge yourself with a quick look at how you act in love. Read your Love Meter for just $4.95!

820 posted on 03/18/2002 4:04:40 AM PST by acnielsen guy
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