[grannie9]

Goooood Moooooornin Capt'n, can I lay this bucket down?

Dear Capt'n

I've emptied the slops, and wrung out the mops.
I've made the bed, and soaked my head...
So, what's in play, for our nice new day?

[grannie9]

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.

A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

And the best, for last...

Turtles can breathe through their butts

[acnielsen guy]

G'morning my little flower. Sure you can rest awhile. Here!… Take a puff of my pipe. My, you had a rough night last night – I keep telling you those cheap grog shops will be the death of you. After an hour in that place… what is? The Willin' Wench or the King's Mistress Arms - never mind, you are no good for man nor beast.

Now you should take a few tips from our good gossip palo - exercise the dog, shoulder to the wheel, ear to the ground, nose to the grindstone, hand on the plough and sixty posts a day on DD. There's a wench that knows her duty. A little soft in the head with the voices and visions but hey, most wimmin are that a way.