Now you should take a few tips from our good gossip palo - exercise the dog, shoulder to the wheel, ear to the ground, nose to the grindstone, hand on the plough and sixty posts a day on DD. There's a wench that knows her duty. A little soft in the head with the voices and visions but hey, most wimmin are that a way.
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
I just told you what I did all mornin.. and you want more?
The place I hung out in last night, was the Willin Wench...but..... there were more willin men, then wench's... Soooooo.. I drank a little more Grog than I should have... What's a woman to do, come back to ship and listen to a befuddled drunk, who keeps mumbling.... "wonder where Goody is?"
Now you tell me to act more like Palo.... Welllllll.... Goody, Goody...and as Neets would say.... Fehhhhhhhhhhhhh
Mighty White of you there Cap'n.....FEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Sister Slut, you just take the who priating day off, and let me take care the ungrateful Cap'n.