Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
And the best, for last...
Turtles can breathe through their butts
Words fail me but unmentionable quips spring instantly to mind.
There were good 'good morning' laughs in your post. Thanks for sharing.