[acnielsen guy]

The place I hung out in last night, was the Willin Wench...but..... there were more willin men, then wench's

Aye, lass that is always the case whenever I went there – always too many of the wrong sort.

.... "wonder where Goody is?"

Now you know a good Capt'n always want to keep an eye on his crew and bail them out when they get in trouble ashore. Goody has been adrift these many days now and I am concerned for her welfare. I was relying on her to teach tatting to the wenches during the make and mend periods on board and keep them out of mischief.

Ok, ok I'll lift my feet you don't have to hit them with the broom.

[grannie9]

Goody.. that sly little Silk-worm... She's probably hiding out in some house of ill repute.. taking lessons on how to get to you.. She'd better not flash her newly edjicated butt around here..

Lift ye feet, ya lousy scoundrel, or I'll top ya upside ye head...

("Mistress" Goody better watch me broom too.. Willy, where are ye.. we have work to do?)

[GoodyBrown]

Adieu! Adieu she cries and waves her lily white hand.

Dear Pirate AC

T'was a small mercy, dear Freddie, that you never told your secretary anyone about the little attic in Bloomsbury.
Your cleaning woman concubine might, bemused by her enchilladas, have wrung your...neck.

~your own Goody~