Who left the dimensional door open? - Thread 002

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[acnielsen guy]

THREAD 002

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[acnielsen guy]

Now.. where did I leave my largest frog....and there's my kettle......

Now, Now wench, let us not get our knickers in a twist. You have been spending a little too much time with bad company lately, westy, Habs and 4CJ. They have been spoiling you.

You can come back now – all is forgiven. I have your largest frog in your kettle on the stove and he is pining away for his mother - I would hate forget about him and light the fire

Your little pad by my bed is waiting for you and there is a nice bottle of Rum with your name on it by the bed.

[Neets]

Well, the Captain did provide good eats for Neets, and i was sooooooo hungry after picking up all the empty bottles.

[grannie9]

You have my frog? You no good @@!$@#!@ pirate you.. Blackbeard could take lessons from you... You know you don't know how to run that stove.. If it wasn't for me, you'd starve to death... Don't you touch that stove!!! Poor Willy Lump Lump, my dearest frog.

My pad is by the bed, and you gave me a bottle of Rum? What brand? A woman has to be a little choosy, dontchaknow.... You've forgiven me??? For what? You old poop.... I'll think about it... and keep your @$#@$@ hands away from that stove....

[acnielsen guy]

Henry Morgan's Reserva - 80 proof

[4CJ]

Goodnight. Actually good morning as well. I couldn't find the door, so I just slept on the floor. That is until the night crew came in to cleanup - they make quite a racket.

[grannie9]

Of course he provided good eats.. I cooked all day... Did you like the Chicken Enchilladas? He lets me buy the Tortillas now.. he used to insist I make my own...

Please don't count my bottles anymore...or at least lie about how many.. (there may be a little something in an envelope at the ending of each month...if you get my drift?)

[Neets]

Bottles??? What bottles???? OOOOHHHH...those empty perfume bottles the Cap'n had hid under the bed and in his draws!!!!!!!...Yes, he had dozens of them...and he swears to me he has only ONE concubine.....(FEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~)

[grannie9]

Hmmmmm... you smoooth talker you... It's not a small bottle is it?

Ok.. I'll leave my hole and come change the sheets... but you have to take Willy Lump Lump off the stove right now... Promise?

[acnielsen guy]

..,but you have to take Willy Lump Lump off the stove right now... Promise?

The bottle is the right size for serious drinking people. Willy Lump Lump is sitting on your mattress playing with your ankle chain. I have told him his momma will be home very shortly.

Bring the tablecloth with you and see if you can rent your Hobbit hole

[grannie9]

Perfume bottles eh? So.. you lied to the Capt'n about my bottles...and you expect me to believe you about the perfume bottles... Me thinks me has a little thinkin to do... The plot thickens..... Will get back to you about out little deal..as it were....

In the meantime, me has to save me frog Willy...

[grannie9]

Ankle chain.......

Ankle chain?

[grannie9]

Ankle chain........

Ankle chain???

[Neets]

LOL yes, one on each ankle apparently...LOL.

[grannie9]

I am keeping the tablecloth and not renting my hole... It's my home away from, home away from....Home away from Home...

[grannie9]

Holy Sh!titski...!!!

[grannie9]

I'll never get back to my hole.....

now...

All this, for the love of one black hearted Pirate?

[acnielsen guy]

OOps! It was to have been a surprise - concubines are a very valuable commodity and now that we have some new shady characters on board your good Captain was just taking precautions against rustlers.

It will also be handy to keep you close by should I need you……….I am not pulling you chain.

[Neets]

I seek a refund please. I'm cutting off any further contributions forthwith.

[grannie9]

I am not pulling you chain.

Nooooooo,..... but I'll bet you dollars for donuts, you give it a few good healthy "Yanks" once in a while... prevert...

[acnielsen guy]

One ankle only - J