[acnielsen guy]

Now.. where did I leave my largest frog....and there's my kettle......

Now, Now wench, let us not get our knickers in a twist. You have been spending a little too much time with bad company lately, westy, Habs and 4CJ. They have been spoiling you.

You can come back now – all is forgiven. I have your largest frog in your kettle on the stove and he is pining away for his mother - I would hate forget about him and light the fire

Your little pad by my bed is waiting for you and there is a nice bottle of Rum with your name on it by the bed.

[grannie9]

You have my frog? You no good @@!$@#!@ pirate you.. Blackbeard could take lessons from you... You know you don't know how to run that stove.. If it wasn't for me, you'd starve to death... Don't you touch that stove!!! Poor Willy Lump Lump, my dearest frog.

My pad is by the bed, and you gave me a bottle of Rum? What brand? A woman has to be a little choosy, dontchaknow.... You've forgiven me??? For what? You old poop.... I'll think about it... and keep your @$#@$@ hands away from that stove....

[4CJ]

"You have been spending a little too much time with bad company lately, westy, Habs and 4CJ."

Sniff ... that's the nicest compliment I've had in a long time ... I'm touched.

No,

I mean I'm really touched!