You have my frog? You no good @@!$@#!@ pirate you.. Blackbeard could take lessons from you... You know you don't know how to run that stove.. If it wasn't for me, you'd starve to death... Don't you touch that stove!!! Poor Willy Lump Lump, my dearest frog.
My pad is by the bed, and you gave me a bottle of Rum? What brand? A woman has to be a little choosy, dontchaknow.... You've forgiven me??? For what? You old poop.... I'll think about it... and keep your @$#@$@ hands away from that stove....