Ok.. I'll leave my hole and come change the sheets... but you have to take Willy Lump Lump off the stove right now... Promise?
The bottle is the right size for serious drinking people. Willy Lump Lump is sitting on your mattress playing with your ankle chain. I have told him his momma will be home very shortly.
Bring the tablecloth with you and see if you can rent your Hobbit hole