OOps! It was to have been a surprise - concubines are a very valuable commodity and now that we have some new shady characters on board your good Captain was just taking precautions against rustlers.
It will also be handy to keep you close by should I need you……….I am not pulling you chain.
I seek a refund please. I'm cutting off any further contributions forthwith.
I am not pulling you chain.Nooooooo,..... but I'll bet you dollars for donuts, you give it a few good healthy "Yanks" once in a while... prevert...