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9 Things Women Are Better At Than Men
The Bee ^ | Jul 22, 2026 | The Bee

Posted on 07/23/2026 10:00:38 AM PDT by dayglored

There's no denying the natural order of things — there are some things women are just plain better at than men. Being aware of these things can help life go more smoothly.

Here are things women are irrefutably better at than men:

  1. Having X chromosomes: They're literally twice as good as men are at this.

  2. Growing human beings inside of them: There has yet to be a man to accomplish this feat.

  3. Making sandwiches: This isn't even close.

  4. Allowing sin into the world: Another historic achievement that has never been matched.

  5. Finding the milk carton in the fridge: Dudes can't even do it when it's right in front of them.

  6. Asking for directions when driving: Always willing to get help when they need it.

  7. Giving directions when not driving: Always willing to give help when you don't need it.

  8. Smelling good: Or even being remotely attractive, for that matter.

  9. Wearing dresses: Have you seen how guys look when they try to do it? Woof.
No use arguing about it. When it comes to the things listed above, the ladies have it. What else are women better at than men?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; men; satire; women
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To: Paal Gulli; Jamestown1630; Harmless Teddy Bear
As others have just pointed out, men and women are different, and the differences require a thread in each direction.

If you're unclear on the differences between women and men, do not despair, these two threads will provide a valuable introductory education on the subject. :-)

141 posted on 07/23/2026 4:16:44 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

LOL.


142 posted on 07/23/2026 4:21:35 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Paal Gulli

Pray tell, what is a “JAMBOG” such that it applies here with an !bang! to boot?


143 posted on 07/23/2026 4:21:49 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: Tell It Right

I always enjoyed Rush when I could hear his program (which wasn’t always) & that was a good joke. Bet Hillary would have clammed up pretty fast.


144 posted on 07/23/2026 4:26:15 PM PDT by oldtech (oltech)
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To: dayglored

dentist: do you like big thick hairy fingers better or sweet slender fingers doing things in your mouth?


145 posted on 07/23/2026 7:55:03 PM PDT by takebackaustin
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To: TexasGator

Of course. I knew it.


146 posted on 07/23/2026 8:30:09 PM PDT by Savage Beast (When the student is ready, the teacher appears. When the people are ready, the hero appears.)
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To: wardaddy
I’m talking about ascertaining what people are really thinking or feeling. I always took my wife to important biz meetings for that.

Her presence was also a distraction for any heterosexual male who possessed a shred of testosterone, giving you a psychological edge during negotiations (she's devastatingly charming and beautiful). Sun Tzu missed that one in his "Art of War" book.

147 posted on 07/23/2026 8:34:56 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (once used a mixed-gender bathroom to take a huge she/it.)
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To: Jamestown1630

It is truly sad to see this on FR.


148 posted on 07/24/2026 12:42:39 AM PDT by antceecee ( )
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To: pburiak
Yeah, I didn't realize they allowed children to post on the forum nor validate them when they splutter and point while drawing the "misogyny" card - after posting on a public forum. I suspect they're leftists and usually post on forums such as Democrat Underground.

It's like a Karen taking offense at a comedy show. "Then... don't... go... there..."

A moderator put me in time out until a little while ago, which shows the truly sad double standard, and a clear lack of will to support and defend the 1st Amendment of this free republic. It's just sad, really.

And women can sit and wonder why men are just done with them.

There was nothing offensive in any post (and note that none are removed). Anyone who took offense needs to look in the mirror, and then in their closet to dig out their big boy pants or big girl skirt.

The truth is the truth regardless.

149 posted on 07/24/2026 12:24:44 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: dayglored

Laundry


150 posted on 07/24/2026 12:27:26 PM PDT by Repealthe17thAmendment
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To: dayglored
My sincere apologies for my pings to what unfortunately turned into a misogynist troll/rant on the part of one maniacal FReeper T.B. Yoits.

You'll have to forgive Yoits. He's always haunted by the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a woman who is happy.

151 posted on 07/24/2026 7:22:49 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (The greatest wealth is to live content with little. -Plato)
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To: A_perfect_lady

On your recommendation I forgive him.

OTOH based on his comments above he likely doesn’t care. 😜


152 posted on 07/24/2026 7:38:06 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: T.B. Yoits

...nothing from me to be forgiven for.


153 posted on 07/24/2026 9:08:28 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: TheThirdRuffian

“My wife, the surgeon, would say that is because women are generally in less risky and less challenging areas of surgery.”

So here we have a hearsay statement of opinion based upon personal experience, presented to challenge a statitically proven fact favoring female competence.

This not only promotes the anecdotal and emotional over the larger facts, but confirms what I have come to expect and, in a perverse way, to enjoy, in this forum.

It rarely fails in its tendency to both provoke without foundation and disappoint simultaneously.


154 posted on 07/27/2026 10:40:10 AM PDT by esquirette ("Our hearts are restless until they find rest in Thee." ~ Augustine)
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To: dayglored

Backing trailers and parallel parking..


155 posted on 07/27/2026 10:42:23 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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To: esquirette

Well, counselor, it’s not hearsay both because we’re not in the courthouse and because it’s a statement against her own interest as a female surgeon. And I’m just an engineer who served on a grand jury, not lawyer. You probably need to go back to your evidence class and brush off the books.

Her substantive response to you is the basis for her belief is she can’t recruit otherwise excellent female surgeons to the risky specialties like trauma because the prefer a more predictable practice.

She adds that the avoidance of hard cases by the typical doctor (male or female) is a known flaw in studies judging doctors from success rates, most notably oncology and (something you undoubtedly will be familiar with as someone who is clearly shriveled up) infertility, because the very best doctors take on the harder cases, while the mediocre take on the lay ups. This, ironically, gives the best doctors the worst success ratings.

This flaw in your cited study would be fun to exploit if you put up its propents on a witness stand, assuming your boss would ever let you near the courtroom.


156 posted on 07/27/2026 11:01:38 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Emotional and unfounded again, as I observed. Hearsay is not limited to the evidentiary definition, for example.

I won’t press further.

And by the way, I own the shop and have for over 40 years.


157 posted on 07/27/2026 11:36:23 AM PDT by esquirette ("Our hearts are restless until they find rest in Thee." ~ Augustine)
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To: esquirette

Sure, lol.

Dried up and childless and pissed because you’re wrong and know it.

Bad life choices.


158 posted on 07/27/2026 12:17:34 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Wrong again, and please note that I have said nothing about anyone’s character, yet you descend immediately to the ad hominem.

In fact, I am a homeschooling, self-employed, pro-life mom of four functional Christian adults - all sired by the same father in wedlock.

I ping on all conservative cylinders except those that insult women.


159 posted on 07/30/2026 9:49:51 AM PDT by esquirette ("Our hearts are restless until they find rest in Thee." ~ Augustine)
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