[Mariner]

Once I read it I was simply compelled to post it.

Enjoy

[Fai Mao]

Don’t care as long as he does his job.

[irishjuggler]

Is a drug test required for Gregg’s job? If not, maybe it should be?

[Republican Wildcat]

I think he had consumed something prior to the Waffle House visit and partaking of their cuisine that resulted in this “memory” of teleportation...

[ConservativeMind]

Waffle House is the center of the universe, as I understand it, so this may be common.

[hole_n_one]

Phillips is not the “Chief” or a “top official” of anything as this piece would indicate.

His title is that of Associate Administrator for a sub-section of FEMA

Setting that aside, he sounds like a nut.

[Joe 6-pack]

One night I went out on a drinking binge. Came to in a Waffle House 300 miles away and discovered I was the manager and married to the head waitress.

[xp38]

If I ever get teleported let it be to a nice 5 star resort.

[Drew68]

I've often been teleported to my bed the following morning after a night of heavy drinking.

Once I was teleported to jail. That kinda sucked.

It happens.

[mikey_hates_everything]

Teleporting is no fun

Sure isn't. You've woken up at your destination. That's called a hangover.

[BobL]

“Trump’s Disaster Response Chief Believes He Was Teleported to a Waffle House”

Let me guess: There was a fight and then a Waffle broke out.

[dfwgator]

The Ten Commandments Of Waffle House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29KlQIDd750

[ChuckHam]

Yep, just like Tucker being attacked by a demon. Yet many here support Tucker still. Leave this crazy guy be so he can hang out with Tucker and his demon.

[onona]

I want to go to waffle house now….

[chud]

Investigative journalist Ross Coulthart has recently claimed that he knows the location of a portal and that the US government is restricting access to it by having the US Forest Service keep people out.

Or, Mr Phillips could just be spinning a yarn after a bender...

[Frank Drebin]

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

I’d like to know how that happened, because I have enjoyed stopping at the Waffle House while on the road but haven’t been to one in many years because I don’t travel where they are anymore and the nearest one is 300 miles away. Teleporting would be preferable to a ten-hour round trip.

[dayglored]

Waffle House ping

[Uncle Miltie]

I was once teleported to a whore house in Tijuana.

There is no other explanation.

[mass55th]

I wish I could be teleported to a Waffle House. There’s none in New York State. I’d love to have breakfast at one, but I’m not driving to Pennsylvania, New Jersey or Delaware.

[TigersEye]

In my twenties I quite often teleported to a Waffle House and sometimes to other all night dining establishments.

That was in the ‘70s and back then we called it “blackout drunk.”
I don’t know why, we just made up names for things then.

So glad I quit all that ‘teleporting’ in the early ‘80s.
I know some people who ended up in much worse places than a Waffle House.