Posted on 01/06/2025 12:32:17 PM PST by Red Badger
How would you like to wake up four hours into your flight from San Francisco to the Philippines drenched in the urine of the random stranger sitting next to you?
Cuz that's exactly what happened to this guy:
United Airlines business class passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight before begging him 'not to press charges'
gbnews.com
United Airlines business class passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight... The incident occurred on December 27 when Jerome Gutierrez was asleep in his business class seat on the plane from San Francisco to Manila
No, this wasn't United's rainbow flag, all-LGBTQ+ flight crew using that plus sign to pee on people, it was some random dude in business class who didn't feel like getting up and using the bathroom - so he just peed on the sleeping guy next to him.
The incident occurred on December 27 when Jerome Gutierrez, from Hillsborough, California, was asleep in his business class seat during what was meant to be a 15-hour flight.
Gutierrez woke up to find himself soaked from the stomach down in another man's urine, four hours into the journey.
What's more, reports suggest that Gutierrez was traveling with his stepdaughter, who was hopefully asleep at the time and not in range of the urine. The urinating passenger has been banned from all future United Airlines flights, which this author doesn't believe goes far enough.
Gutierrez was provided a pair of PJs by United, and the crew separated the urinating passenger from him, fearing an altercation could take place.
So gross, and so disrespectful! United Airlines seems to have played this down a bit, calling it in a statement a "passenger disturbance." The flight never diverted, and ended up completing the flight to Manila, which took approximately another 9 hours after the urine incident.
The urinating passenger eventually would "beg" Jerome Gutierrez to not press charges.
Bro, if you pee on me, I either press charges or you pay me thousands of dollars so I don't beat your brains in. Case closed.
“Airlines should stop serving booze. If you can’t go several hours without drinking then maybe a 12 step program should be in your future.”
Airlines have multiple restrooms.
I’m a sleep walker yeah that’s the story judge.
Don’t pee on my leg and try to tell me it’s raining.
Some people pay good money for that!....................
I recall 1 Incidence. First was some one had packed frozen shrimp in carry on bag, placed the bag in overhead compartment. But it began thawing out and the shrimp juice began dripping on my head. Luckily I had a portable umbrella and was sitting with open umbrella on my top of head.
What was R.Kelly doing on a flight to Manila? :-P
I used to travel about three times a month for business mostly in the US, but some times to other countries. I paid a mortgage, but got to live in hotel rooms.
That is why I always carry a change of clothes in my carryon bag.
Agree and for a round of whips and other parts of pain I missed the boat on that job pay is good too.
One business trip to Germany in 2000 we were seated by a couple whose baby cried the whole time.............
I hate when that happens
The pisser would hate it even more, were I to be pissed on................
A change of clothes would have helped, but it was in my hair too.
This is not unusual. Airline passengers get pissed off and pissed on all the time.
Last time I flew, I had to sit next to this obese bearded A-rab who smelled like a campfire and kept mumbling under his breath. I recall his girl friend smelled like a carp.
Two pees in a pod?
Well that sucks...
Poppy?
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