Fertility ritual for daisies probably.
Fertility ritual turned into a Darwin Award.
Clearly one of the 1% of India’s finest.
What is the status of his H1-B application?
swallowing the chick was part of a ritual
I think they may have it backward.
All cultures are the same. I will keep telling myself this.
‘Diversity is Strength’ and baby birds swallowed whole needs to come to America so that we will not be replaced by our colonizers.
What a fool. Everyone knows it’s swallows prevent pregnancy.
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fertility ritual? his dumb DNA needs to die on the vine.
There are some who say that we need to import those types of rituals to the US.
This beats my story. The worst I ever saw in the ER was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why. I thought she’d die. But she pulled through with a massive medical bill.
IQ of 350 H1-B coder/engineer/scientist right here.
He would have made a great ceo here in America
I’m guessing the bird wasn’t a Swallow.
Tasted just like chicken.
At least the bird didn’t die, right?
But was he one of those cultured and intelligent individuals able to get an H1b visa?
This reminds me of the Darwin award where the man swallowed a fish
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29 January 1998, Ohio) Hungry or just plain stupid? Wednesday was a fateful day for Michael. He was shooting the breeze with a group of buddies, watching a friend clean his fish tank, when the friend complained that one specimen in particular had become a fishy menace. It had outgrown the tank, and was eating other denizens of the aquatic community.
Michael volunteered to assist. He seized the five-inch fish and attempted to swallow it. Unfortunately, the fish continued its predatory ways by sticking in his craw. As he gasped futilely for breath, turned blue, and sank to his knees, his three friends realized that something was amiss. They phoned 911 and informed the dispatcher that Michael had eaten some fish, and was having trouble breathing.
Paramedics were quickly dispatched, and they arrived to find the fish tail still protruding from the victim’s mouth. Despite their best efforts neither the fish nor the twenty-three-year-old could be resuscitated. The killer fish had claimed one last victim.
“If I dare you to jump off a bridge and you do it, you’re stupid,” Police Major Mike Matulavich said. Apparently Michael was not a victim, he was just another Darwin Awards contender.
https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1998-02.html
“There ain’t no cure for stupid.” Ron White.