[ClearCase_guy]

This beats my story. The worst I ever saw in the ER was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why. I thought she’d die. But she pulled through with a massive medical bill.

[Tell It Right]

Swallowing a bird.
Won't make a turd.
If it sticks in your throat.
And makes you choke.

Asians are smarter.
At least so we're told.
But I never let my
Beef brisket get cold.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Missed your comment.