Posted on 11/06/2024 12:58:46 PM PST by E. Pluribus Unum
U.S. — The entire world was still abuzz this morning following the results of the U.S. presidential election, as President-Elect Donald Trump defeated Kamala Harris, Hollywood, the news media, the Deep State, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, universities across the country, the Department of Justice, political experts, science, the medical community, and all of Diddy's homies.
The upset sent shockwaves throughout the political sphere, with analysts struggling to explain how Trump managed to win against every facet of government, academia, corporate America, entertainment, and Sean Combs's nefarious cadre of associates.
"He overcame what seemed to be impossible odds," one analyst said. "There may be other candidates who could have conceivably beaten Kamal Harris, some segments of the media, and a few celebrity endorsements, but this is insane. Trump essentially defeated the entire world — plus Diddy's minions.
Experts agreed that Trump's victory over the growing legion of Diddy associates was his most impressive feat. "Anyone can win a political race," another analyst said. "But overcoming Eminem and Cardi B? That's crazy talk. Oprah, J-Lo, Beyoncé… they all came out of the woodwork to take out Trump, and they failed. There is mounting evidence that he really is some kind of superhero."
Sources tied to the Harris-Walz campaign said the entire establishment machine set up to beat Trump was now left broken and despondent after being unable to harm him. "At least he can't run again," one insider said. "And honestly, we're glad, because we're really tired of losing to him."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
The posts here and on X.com have been cracking me up all morning.
I guess we are finally unburdened by what has been
Bi-coastal liberal elites pissed off Trump won - too bad puffed up jerks.
and.....hr did it because he and only he COULD. it was HE who was shouldered with yhe mantle. it was HE who the bullet nicked. it wass HE that openly proclaimed GOD SPARED ME. it was HE, not Biden nor Harris, that carried Providence till HE won the race.
im not a dummy, and i can witness when presidents foible.
i surely see naught of that with Mr. President Donald J. Trump.
They also failed at assassinating President Trump for more times than we know.
God is good, God is great and we thank him for continuing to shed his blessings on our country.
Why Babylon Bee? Isn’t it what really happened?
"He overcame what seemed to be impossible odds," one analyst said. "There may be other candidates who could have conceivably beaten Kamal Harris, some segments of the media, and a few celebrity endorsements, but this is insane. Trump essentially defeated the entire world — plus Diddy's minions.
Babylon Bee.
This sounds like a serious article, not a Babylon Bee satire.
they forgot to mention that mediocre musician and court jester Taylor swift
Well, it may be from Babylon Bee, but that it the reality.
Democracy died in plain sight
https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/democracy-died-in-plain-sight-19893922.php
EXCERPT: Donald Trump was elected president again last night. After being voted out of office in 2020. After trying to rig the vote and then to overthrow the government by force in the wake of that loss. After all, but welcoming a pandemic that ended up killing more than a million of us. After ripping away abortion care rights from millions of American women. After being impeached, twice. After being convicted of multiple felonies. After dogging it on the campaign trail, playing to emptying halls while speaking in demented tongues unknown even to him. After all of that, and God knows what else, we have to do this s—t all over again.
He's our champion...
Thanks for the ping.
Fixed it.
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