[jdt1138]

The posts here and on X.com have been cracking me up all morning.

[calljack]

I guess we are finally unburdened by what has been

[GOPJ]

Bi-coastal liberal elites pissed off Trump won - too bad puffed up jerks.

[Terry L Smith]

and.....hr did it because he and only he COULD. it was HE who was shouldered with yhe mantle. it was HE who the bullet nicked. it wass HE that openly proclaimed GOD SPARED ME. it was HE, not Biden nor Harris, that carried Providence till HE won the race.

im not a dummy, and i can witness when presidents foible.
i surely see naught of that with Mr. President Donald J. Trump.

[Recompennation]

They also failed at assassinating President Trump for more times than we know.
God is good, God is great and we thank him for continuing to shed his blessings on our country.

[paudio]

Why Babylon Bee? Isn’t it what really happened?

[henbane]

The upset sent shockwaves throughout the political sphere, with analysts struggling to explain how Trump managed to win against every facet of government: academia, corporate America, entertainment, and Sean Combs's nefarious cadre of associates.

"He overcame what seemed to be impossible odds," one analyst said. "There may be other candidates who could have conceivably beaten Kamal Harris, some segments of the media, and a few celebrity endorsements, but this is insane. Trump essentially defeated the entire world — plus Diddy's minions.

[Dilbert San Diego]

This sounds like a serious article, not a Babylon Bee satire.

[notdownwidems]

they forgot to mention that mediocre musician and court jester Taylor swift

[Robert DeLong]

Well, it may be from Babylon Bee, but that it the reality.

[clearcarbon]

"Trump Defeats Kamala, Hollywood, News Media, Deep State, FBI, Universities, DOJ, Political Experts, Science, Medical Community, All Of Diddy's Homies"

[Retain Mike]

I am going to send the article below juxtapositioned to the Bee article. It shows the level of diversity that the left can achieve by howling at the moon, pounding on drums, and beating chicken entrails on a rock. Well, I guess a more charitable phrase would be embracing untruths to create delusions.

Democracy died in plain sight

https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/democracy-died-in-plain-sight-19893922.php

EXCERPT: Donald Trump was elected president again last night. After being voted out of office in 2020. After trying to rig the vote and then to overthrow the government by force in the wake of that loss. After all, but welcoming a pandemic that ended up killing more than a million of us. After ripping away abortion care rights from millions of American women. After being impeached, twice. After being convicted of multiple felonies. After dogging it on the campaign trail, playing to emptying halls while speaking in demented tongues unknown even to him. After all of that, and God knows what else, we have to do this s—t all over again.

[GOPJ]

"He overcame what seemed to be impossible odds," one analyst said. "There may be other candidates who could have conceivably beaten Kamal Harris, some segments of the media, and a few celebrity endorsements, but this is insane. Trump essentially defeated the entire world — plus Diddy's minions.

He's our champion...

[Albion Wilde]

Led by Trump, We the People Defeat Kamala, Hollywood, News Media, Deep State, FBI, Universities, DOJ, Political Experts, Science, Medical Community, All Of Diddy's Homies

Fixed it.