Kamala Harris Unveils New Economic Platform 'We Must Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Bourgeoisie'

Babylon Bee ^ | Aug 18, 2024 | Babylon Bee

[dayglored]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris unveiled her new campaign platform: a one-page document that simply says "We must seize the means of production and execute the Bourgeoisie."

"The proletariat must rise!" Harris shouted in front of a backdrop of a large hammer and sickle flag with armed militants flanking her side. "In order to preserve the rights of the working class the government must seize the means of production and murder all capitalist pigs!"

Harris announced her new platform after pitching a few new economic policies this week that included price caps for food, centralizing economic power, condemning capitalism, and calling for the arrest of all bourgeoise scum.

"We must abolish private ownership for the collective good!" Harris shouted. "To each according to his need, from each according to his ability! Long live the Proletariat! Equal outcomes for equal work!"

At publishing time, Kamala had also announced plans to convert the Mall of America into a labor camp.

[dayglored]

Looks like the Bee has gone back to doing satire.

I think.....

[egfowler3]

For a minute there...

[mikelets456]

No-—this is accurate. Look at the communist planks and the Democrat platform——almost identical. (REF—CPUSA)

[Red Badger]

Bee is too late...............

[FlingWingFlyer]

Sounds like the rich people better start making out their wills. The commies and Nazis are here to take over.

[Dead Corpse]

My Greatgrand parents were kulaks.

I KNOW how this ends and if Kalama thinks she’s gonna pull a Stalin...

NOT THIS TIME.

*yeah, I get it... the Bee. but the topic is a hot one for me

[dayglored]

The only thing missing from the Bee's description is the trademark Kamalaladingdong Kackle.

After each declaration, she would add, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

[FlingWingFlyer]

The Queen of Voo Doo is “unveiling” sh*t all over the place and she hasn’t even been nominated yet. I wouldn’t be surprised if Joe Pedo becomes “The Comeback Kid” and kicks her Jamaican pineapple keister.

[z3n]

Apply now for your positions in state administration.
Once the revolution hits, it will be too late.
You wont be nearly as powerful as state policy aristocrats, but you will still be able to step on the little people who are not allowed to own any property.

[rdcbn1]

No - the Bee has just started doing the Kamala Harris campaign commercials that she can't do for herself

[ABStrauss]

Depicts an unknown beauty who supposedly represents the haggard and homely Marxist Camela Hairass

[Zathras]

I fell for it.
LOL

[nwrep]

Hot picture.

[dayglored]

“We believe in the collective,” Harris said (Aug 8, UAW).

How much clearer does she have to make it?

[dayglored]

> Hot picture.

She was arguably pretty good looking back in the day. Not so much these days. Lots of mileage.

Also see comment #11 above.

[Mark17]

👍👍👍👍👍

[Aevery_Freeman]

She has to do the Mandatory Gun Buyback (gun grab) thing first.

Wish her luck! < /SARC>

[Luke21]

If we are going to use favorite press weasel words like “unveils,” let’s add “fresh,” and ‘sweeping,” and “landmark” too.

[dayglored]

Very good point.

[Salman]

Cute.

But back in the real world the strategy is to convince the bourgeoisie to execute themselves. And it seems to be working.