Posted on 07/15/2024 8:44:11 AM PDT by dayglored
U.S. — CNN announced today that in a shocking incident, former President Trump clumsily hit his head on a bullet, causing an unfortunate disturbance at a Pennsylvania rally.
"What a klutz, that Trump! Probably worse then Biden," said Anderson Cooper. "Look at all that blood from smacking his face on a bullet. Boy, I bet he feels sheepish."
CNN reported Trump smacked his ear on the harmless bullet at incredible velocity, causing a loud sound like a gunshot. "The helpless little bullet never saw it coming," announced Cooper. "Trump then fell over, forcing several Secret Service agents to dive on top of him to cover for his stumble. An embarrassing day all around."
At publishing time, CNN had updated its report to announce that a person was attacked by Secret Service as a "shooter" in a vain attempt to cover for Trump's clumsiness.
LOL the Bee sure does sting
And suddenly Dems liked guns again.
After his caretakers helped him to his feet, Trump instinctively called for violent sedition, repeating a word previously used by Hitler: “Fight! Fight! Fight!”
The early reports from CNN said that Trump “claims” to have been shot (without evidence).
Watched SKY news and the left meltdown is unbelievable! Actually quite disturbing! They can’t be real people!??? LARP?
“And suddenly Dems liked guns again.”
The range is going to be busy this week.
“Trump fell over as a harmless itty-bitty bullet whizzed past his ear, forcing several Secret Service agents to dive on top of him to cover-up his stumble. One female agent even broke a just-manicured nail.”
The Bee needs an article outlining how old man Trump has to be helped off the stage too!
Except for one detail. Despite 4 agents trying to man handle him offstage - they didn’t do it.
Trump got up, raised his fist in defiance, and left the stage on his own. Dragging 4 agents along for the ride.
It hurts my heart to watch that video. But it thrills my heart to see his powerful exit stage left.
> The range is going to be busy this week.
Gonna be an exciting summer. Feels kinda like '68 all over again. Candidates getting shot, Dem convention in Chicago, all that.
Not to mention government incompetence, as in 75 secret service agents, the head of the SS, DOJ and CIA arrange for the assassination and they fail.
It has been alleged that Trump was shot. By an alleged gunman who allegedly inflicted a wound to Trump’s alleged ear.
The said alleged gunman is allegedly dead.
/newsspeak
“Gonna be an exciting summer. “
Be careful out there.
Then falls down for no reason.
I have been saying for years that the Bee’s staff is totally insane! I LOVE it!
ROFLMAOASTD
😅
The Bee is GOOD!
lol. The Bee is always sooooooo close to the truth.
LOL
I saw on another network that CNN reported that Trump fell-—making it sound like he was a clumsy or sickly fool.
Apparently for a significant time.
So biased.
I had the TV on Fox News and looked down at my laptop a few seconds and then thought “why did he stop speaking?” and I looked up and saw the chaos and heard “something has happened. Something involving Donald Trump is happening.”
Then the blood and the rest of the scene.
I went into full fury of rage and vowed to fight the last Democrat and Communist to my last breath.
God spared his life. For which we will be thankful to the end of our days.
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