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Florida Man Arrested for Attacking His Sister with Fried Chicken During Argument
Gateway Pundit ^ | 5-2-2024 | Cullen Linebarger

Posted on 05/02/2024 7:41:02 PM PDT by bimboeruption

A Florida man was arrested for a crime that could be mistaken for a headline in the Onion or the Babylon Bee.

As the Smoking Gun reported, 20-year-old Khanye Edrayieze Medley was arrested on Monday by Clearwater Police on a domestic battery charge. He allegedly got into a verbal altercation with his sister, who he lives with, that turned physical in a most unusual way.

The police affidavit shows that Medley grabbed a bag of chicken from his sister and began hurling pieces at her during an argument on Sunday. One piece of chicken hit her in the back and left debris on her shoulders.

Here is the affidavit: Credit; The Smoking Gun

The chicken Medley used in the attack was reportedly from Church’s Texas Chicken, which has a location close to their residence.

When questioned by police, Medley allegedly confessed to throwing two pieces of chicken at his sister.

When asked why he launched the bizarre attack, Medley reportedly replied he did it because “he had not eaten and did not want the piece of chicken the victim offered him, so he became upset.” He actually used the hunger defense as an excuse for his actions.

Yahoo News reports Medley was released from Pinellas County jail the next day on recognizance.

This is not Medley’s first run-in with the law or his first alleged assault on his sister. The Smoking Gun reveals that earlier this year; he was arrested for allegedly biting and strangling his sister, slamming a door on her arm, and striking her with a piece of “wooden decor.”

The State Attorney declined to press charges against Medley after Medley’s sister said she did not want him prosecuted.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: attack; bokbokbok; churchs; florida; floridaman; food; friedchicken; violence
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To: OldHarbor

Is that a sister or a brother?


41 posted on 05/02/2024 8:27:14 PM PDT by WaldenPond (No Taxation Without Representation)
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To: OldHarbor

She has such a pleasant, caring face.


42 posted on 05/02/2024 8:30:38 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: OldHarbor

Oh wait, is that beard on the bottom of the chin?

Gak~


43 posted on 05/02/2024 8:31:27 PM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: proxy_user

Foghorn Leghorn would have something to say about this.

I say, I say, that boy is about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.


44 posted on 05/02/2024 8:33:19 PM PDT by Texas resident (Biden=Obama=Jarrett=Soros)
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To: WaldenPond

Either way, he/she loved his momma. Went to church every day.


45 posted on 05/02/2024 8:34:37 PM PDT by Texas resident (Biden=Obama=Jarrett=Soros)
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To: Redcitizen; E. Pluribus Unum

I’m gonna have to go with Original Recipe on full auto

And mashed taters and gravy too

Oh wait, it’s Church’s?


46 posted on 05/02/2024 8:38:39 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: WaldenPond

That is the brother , he look like a man, a orange man, orange man bad.


47 posted on 05/02/2024 8:41:59 PM PDT by OldHarbor
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To: OldHarbor

Misappropriated “Red” hair. Misdemeanor or felony?


48 posted on 05/02/2024 8:44:37 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: bimboeruption

There should be a florida man ping list if there
isn’t one already. It will probably be a high volume
one.

I never heard of Church’s before. Sounds like it should be a Southern chain. The only ones near me are KFC, Chick-Fil-A, and Popeye’s.


49 posted on 05/02/2024 8:52:35 PM PDT by moviefan8 (The noblest art is that of making others happy. - P.T. Barnum)
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To: SaveFerris

You’ll know they’re the d United Nations Fried Chicken Peacekeepers by the chicken foot patch they wear. (Peace symbol)


50 posted on 05/02/2024 8:52:36 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: SaveFerris

Looks like you can still go full auto chicken with mash potatoes and gravy. Lock and load!


51 posted on 05/02/2024 8:57:53 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: bimboeruption

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD THROW CHICKEN AT ME WHEN THEY’RE ANGRY.


52 posted on 05/02/2024 8:58:39 PM PDT by DouglasKC
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To: bimboeruption

Edrayieze

how do you even pronounce that?


53 posted on 05/02/2024 9:11:35 PM PDT by bitt (<img src=' 'width=30%>)
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To: Redcitizen

Woohoo 🎉🎉🎉!!!


54 posted on 05/02/2024 9:27:58 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: bigbob

I don’t understand the issue here, if he threw a watermelon at his sister then I can a problem with that but chicken, other than the chicken no one has ever been hurt from throwing chicken at them


55 posted on 05/02/2024 9:39:13 PM PDT by srmanuel ( )
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To: bimboeruption

The only parts anyone ever threw at me were backs and necks.


56 posted on 05/02/2024 10:02:32 PM PDT by ComputerGuy (Heavily-medicated for your protection)
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To: bimboeruption

Seems like this was hinted at in Chris Rock’s “big piece of chicken” stand-up comedy bit.


57 posted on 05/02/2024 10:09:47 PM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: bimboeruption
> ...The Smoking Gun reveals that earlier this year; he was arrested for allegedly biting and strangling his sister,...

Biting his sister?

Is he a möose? That bite could be nastï.

58 posted on 05/02/2024 10:17:03 PM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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To: srmanuel

It’s a clear case of a salt and chicken battery with intent to stain fabrics.
She should sue and take him to the dry cleaners.


59 posted on 05/02/2024 10:37:09 PM PDT by TigersEye (Our Republic is under seige by globalist Marxists. Hold fast!)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Especially those assault drumsticks.


60 posted on 05/02/2024 10:45:29 PM PDT by Nachoman (Proudly oppressing people of color since 1957.)
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