Posted on 05/02/2024 7:41:02 PM PDT by bimboeruption
A Florida man was arrested for a crime that could be mistaken for a headline in the Onion or the Babylon Bee.
As the Smoking Gun reported, 20-year-old Khanye Edrayieze Medley was arrested on Monday by Clearwater Police on a domestic battery charge. He allegedly got into a verbal altercation with his sister, who he lives with, that turned physical in a most unusual way.
The police affidavit shows that Medley grabbed a bag of chicken from his sister and began hurling pieces at her during an argument on Sunday. One piece of chicken hit her in the back and left debris on her shoulders.
Here is the affidavit: Credit; The Smoking Gun
The chicken Medley used in the attack was reportedly from Church’s Texas Chicken, which has a location close to their residence.
When questioned by police, Medley allegedly confessed to throwing two pieces of chicken at his sister.
When asked why he launched the bizarre attack, Medley reportedly replied he did it because “he had not eaten and did not want the piece of chicken the victim offered him, so he became upset.” He actually used the hunger defense as an excuse for his actions.
Yahoo News reports Medley was released from Pinellas County jail the next day on recognizance.
This is not Medley’s first run-in with the law or his first alleged assault on his sister. The Smoking Gun reveals that earlier this year; he was arrested for allegedly biting and strangling his sister, slamming a door on her arm, and striking her with a piece of “wooden decor.”
The State Attorney declined to press charges against Medley after Medley’s sister said she did not want him prosecuted.
Politicians come and politicians go, but you can always count on Florida Man!
Debris on her shoulders!! has anyone called the UN blue helmets yet?
Oh, I dunno - maybe she’s trying to do the right thing and take care of a mentally ill family member who - for obvious reasons - nobody else wants to deal with. I would at least say a prayer for her.
It’s them again, Yogi.
Biden showed up for a family meal again?
Looks like the usual suspects are involved.
Dumb cluck.
That’s all well and fine, but readers really want to know
Why did the chicken cross the room?
I just want to know if it left a mark.
(Sibling rivalry is hell...)
Original or Extra Crispy?
Was it Glock semi-automatic machine gun chicken or AR-15 chicken?
>>>>Looks like the usual suspects are involved.<<<<
“Khanye Edrayieze Medley”
Got any ideas on how to pronounce his middle name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOv53tlaO2w
May God have mercy on everyone for I have none left for the world at large, I bring upon all “Chicken Attack” (clean version).
You make fun but if the breading was extra crispy it may require surgery on her shoulder!
Winna’ winna’ chicken dinna’.
[earlier this year; he was arrested for allegedly biting ... his sister]
Maybe he thought she was a chicken?
Then again, maybe he believed she was a chicken but they really needed the eggs.
Well, there is one thing we can say for Florida Man. He sure is creative. We never know what his next antics will be.
Oh come on! Who hasn’t this happened to before at a family get together? A little chicken throwing to get things out in the open. On the bright side, they may have a Clearwater Revival and strengthen family ties when all is said and done.
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